The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

 

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

 

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

 

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

 

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

 

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

 

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

 

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

 

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

 

phew just a few posts.

 

I use this all the frikking time. lol

 

What letter comes after "z?"

 

snoreeeeee?

 

I feel like a tornado just hit me. I need a minute to recover. Were those both Carlins and Wrights?

 

i dunno, i was just posting quality spam, i posted whatever was most convenient for me.

 

Isn't "quality spam" like "jumbo shrimp?" You know, an oxymoron?