The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

 

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

 

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

 

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

 

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

 

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

 

If God dropped acid, would he see people

 

How is it possible to have a civil war?

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

 

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

 

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

 

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

Is there another word for synonym?