The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

I'm gonna go drop the kids off at the swimming pool

 

Had a nice day today. Went for a pub lunch with some mates, watched England beat Slovakia, and then drank a lot.

 

You did ?

I have been lazy all day !

 

Just don`t drop them !

 

Cool day !

We stole one point from Portugal !

 

Nice Magge although Portugal haven't been at their best recently.

 

sounds like fun Inca

 

That's a lot! Thanks, too!

 

LOL! Nice, what's ya reading?

 

Yeah it was nice Inuk.

 

Mia - Part 2

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Fallen69: http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=359060

 

thanks pm.

sounds like fun Inca.

 

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan, India,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, asshole?'

...and, they lived happily ever after.

 

I likes da butt!

 

I'm out Dudes.

the battle of the eyelids is being lost

be aware of the software update, in case you guys find you can't get in, don't really know when, and if they repeat last week then it wont even happen.

 

it'll take 14.7 hours

laters Pfft4

 

Take care P4.

 

Be good P4 !

 

laters on p4.

damn the terminal was a good movie.

 

KRAKOSIA!