The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Hey Tripper. Would you blow me for a half-empty box of Belgian chocolate truffels?

 

You don't have a penis.....but yes.

 

You can blow my vagina.

 

I'll bake it so you can think of me when you eat it

 

:33:

I should be more careful with what I throw away. There's some real deal in what I consider garbage.

 

Who told you?

 

Sure.....truffles up front please.

 

She does? :shock:

 

How about some stale cookies from last month?

 

Well one that sits on her nightstand and stares at her when she sleeps

 

I have standards. :28:

 

Musings Of A Bedside Dildo :


Here I sit passing my life away, watching each day fall and rise, sometimes I am in the side table drawer sometimes I lay on the windowsill and see Diana's sweet chariot ride across the night sky. The years have passed me by though my body bares but few wrinkles my mind remembers the etching of time like a river that holds the sediments of the ages.
Now another night as come, the cats lie as if the universe is unfolds at the touch of their paw....those very paws that so often trampled me,how callously they lay as if the deed has vanished in the past, as if time, by it's mere passing made what once was no more.....was it ever so? who can really tell.....who would remember.....and would but a single remembrance make it real?

 

sediments of the ages.

 

:hi: Howdy!

No wrinkles, but cracks from wear and tear :biglaugh:

 

I don't I don't even need the cookies

 

Right? Cookies would be the bonus plan. I think Linus and I would have done it for free. You aren't the best negotiator :biglaugh: You could have gotten it for less.

 

I wanted the Camembert.

 

Want and you shall have. For the small price of a penis in your mouth