The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Really, a story like that would make a great movie!!!

 

The poor immigrant Indian marrying the rich daughter of noble birth. Lots of obstacles on their way to dance around!!

 

*at the breakfast table*

Me *looking out of the window* : Dear God! that neanderthal is reveling himself on lawn!

Margaret (my daughter) : He's just so free spirited isn't he.

Me : He's a b...

Abigail (my wife) : Now now.....I'm sure it's only a misunderstanding.

Me : Yes.....he mistook the lawn for a lavatory.....a most common mistake.

Abigail : Margaret darling...you must convince your friend to use the felicities....your father and I are trying to make allowance for our new gust...but it is very taxing on us....you must understand.

Margaret : Okay mother....if you wish.

Abigail : Can we get back to our breakfast now.....it is much too early in the day for such commotion.

Me : No.....that fellow is still out there.....I swear if he begins to lower his trousers I shall call for my shotgun.

 

YES SHE WOULD....BUT IF YOU HAD BOTHERED TO READ MY ORIGINAL POST YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SHE ONLY TOOK UP WITH HIM TO REBEL AGAINST HER PARENTS!!!!

 

His heart is always in the right place.

And :hi:

Ah...

Well, I had nothing better to do at the time.

Needed to eat. Sorry.

True, but only if the slovenly desi-boy where to be transformed Cinderella style.

 

:33:

 

She likely would've gone with an Irish East Ender in that case. That would've been far worse.

 

Then maybe you should have written it like that.

 

slovenly... good choice word there, Scribe.

 

A scene would reveal his giant penis, which is the true reason the baron's daughter falls in love (and lust) with him.

 

You watch EastEnders?

 

Waz gnu dood?

That would be the NC17 director's cut, right?

No. What's that?

 

I'd go with the Irish.

 

Bout to go to bed... just got off the phone with my older sister. She may have surpassed me as the athlete in the family as she's now been a faithful practitioner of Capoiera for about 6 months now. :shock:

 

British soap.

 

Me too. Keep it in the Aryan family.

I'm about as Aryan as they come btw. English, Irish, German and Norwegian; that's about as white as Anglo Saxon gets.

 

British television show back in the late 80's. It was like Cheers, but more drama than humor.

 

Well, good on her, you slacker.


(actually I have no idea what you're talking about)

Never heard of it.

 

Still no clue. I watched Fawlty Towers back then.

 

No, it's current.....I think?