The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I have proof.


Lawyer : Could you who you are for the record?

Pizza slice : I'm a pizza slice.

Lawyer : Now could you tell us when you were born.

Pizza slice : January 16th 2012.

Lawyer : What happened on that day.

Pizza slice : I and my brother-in were bought.....by a German woman....

Lawyer : Then what happened.

Pizza slice : ....she took us back.....to her house....

Lawyer : Yes.

Pizza slice : ....then......then.....

Lawyer : Your safe here.....you can tell the truth.

Pizza slice : She laid our box out on the bed.....I didn't think much off it at the time......

Lawyer : What happened after that.

Pizza slice : She undressed......and then laid beside us in the nude........oh God.... *sobs*

Lawyer : Take your time.

Pizza slice : She picked us one by one.....from the box we couldn't see what happened to the others....but we heard the screams and the cries.....

Lawyer : When did you realize what she was doing?

Pizza slice : Her leg kicked the box around......and we were turned right towards her.....and....

Lawyer : What did you see there.

Pizza slice : *crying* She was laying there naked and rubbing us on her filthy vagina. *more crying*

 

Viewing the body as a company :

Think of your body as a modern day industry or company, the bones and the organs and the tissues would be it's machines that work and work to produce it's product......thought.....which it proceeds to give/sell to the society......in exchange it gains social status in the terms of friends and relationships thus propagating it's products even further......it forms mergers and even starts sub-companies (in the form of children) which eventually break off as individual industries in themselves............at the end it dies....all who had invested in the company (in terms of feelings and emotions) suffer its loss and the loss of its product.

 

dood thats just cold.
i like it
but its cold

 

How is it cold?

 

Hi Merlin.

 

you compared a human life to a commercial in devour
one has people that love cherish and care
and the other is a human... just cold.

howdy wizard, can i have one of my three wishes now?

 

Well that was the allegory.....it wasn't meant to be cold.....and I still really don't see how it is.....I never implied love and feelings were not present.

 

you clearly stated that emotions were present, but yet you neglected the spiritual side of human existence,

its a bit to abstract for me to get my head around right now.

 

great,
i would like...... 4 more wizards

 

Spiritual?

I never pictured you as the spiritual type.

 

And I wasn't saying human beings are like companies......it was way to view it.

 

i cant grant wishes, if i could i would wish my cum to taste like chocolate.

that doesn't surprise me, my religion is a lot like my penis.
they both make me feel really good if i use them right
and i dont take them out and wave them around in public to often

if i were to view a ball, and i would say that ball looked like a rock
then am i not saying balls are like rocks

if i were to look at a set of boobies
and played with my religion
would... wait ive messed up


ok, lets say there are two girls, one is like hot and the other, not so, but cute.. you know cute. a little pudgy mabey and smallish boobs with a hint of mustache but you can look past it. right

and they start making out, tell me... were does this sort of interplay work into your corporate model

its not that i dont agree, its that i really dont understand.
i shall think on this in a moment. please hold.

 

I'd be interested to hear about your religious/spiritual beliefs.

 

Okay, just picture something (in this case a human) as something else (in this case a company) ....think of where everything would fit and what it would be.