The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Jack, did you see this?

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=869251

 

Man you two must be so bored.

 

You think I've been looking at your pics all this time? What conceit! It took me all of 3 minutes to explore your Florida pics before moving on to Boeing Commercial Aircraft products.

 

I just know I logged in and saw about five hundred notifications of you and Jack liking/commenting on my photos.... which are ancient, by the way.

 

500?

 

Well, almost. For a minute there, I thought I was popular.

 

Can you revert back from the timeline view?

 

I don't know if you can revert once you activated it, but you can try it for several days before you have to decide if you want to activate it or not.

 

So this is your trial period?

 

No, I activated it, else you wouldn't be able to see it. Your friends can only see it once you activated it. I decided I wanted to stick with it.

 

It seems a bit muddled...I like the timeline aspect but the wall posts etc. aren't that orderly.

 

They are in two columns, I think.

 

Yeah, that's what I don't like.

 

:hi:

 

Friends : Indians just don't urinate properly.... seriously in other countries the public toilets are so clean....here it just all smells of urine.....you can smell it 10 feet away.....and the reason is that these fuckers can't aim their urine properly.

 

*looking at school friend's Facebook*

Me : Mother Fucking Hell S is in the UK.

Friend : Really?

Me : Yeah......that fucker.

Friend : Fuck.

Me : I know!

Friend : Still he's probably just gone there for studies....he'll come back.

Me : No..................he'll probably get a job there.

Friend : No.....getting a job there isn't easy....he'll have to come back.

Me : Fine.....so what.........he still gets four years there.

Friend : That doesn't count..........he'll come back.

Me : So what!!............he's there right now.....what are you doing.....look out of your window....smell the piss and pollution.......four years from now he'll say "I spent four years in the UK"......what will you say "I've been smelling piss for four years......and that even the same piss from four years ago....because nobody has bothered to clean it up".

Friend : lol.....fine.....but it's still dangerous out there.....did you read about that student ho got shot.......S could get shot too......so stop being so angry and jealous......be happy.

Me : Okay....if he gets shot then I'll be happy......otherwise I'm angry and jealous.

 

I hate him too on your behalf.

 

Thank you.