The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

New London's pretty dead this time of year anyway. Now, if this were harvest season, you'd have to chain me to my bunk.
I've heard you find that kind of thing enjoyable.
Who told you that?
Who hasn’t told me that?

 

Crafty witch, aren’t you?
Said with all due love and deference?
Oh, of course.

 

Fucking marvellous.

 

-They've got plenty of power, supplies, no breaches, no disturbances. It'd all be fine except for the niggling little detail that there's no-one here. Anyone care to hazard a guess how 212 people can vanish into thin air?
-213.
-My report says 212.
-They've been here for 14 months. Two days before the emergency beacon was triggered, they had a baby born.
-Evil baby? Demon baby?
-And what? It ate everyone?
-Well, you know demon babies; so untrustworthy.

 

Gurkhas - The meanest fighting force you will ever come up against comprised of muscle bound crazy young Nepalese men and led by British officers of a peculiar bent; they are not the sort of people you would want to come up against on a dark night. Or, at all.

 

A Briton is like an elephant; it might be difficult to define one, but you know one when you see one. Most importantly, he will know what he is.

 

This is when I mention my awesome penis.

My penis. It is awesome.

The mentioning is over.

Stop reading this post now.

 

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You're a thousand posts ahead of me....again :sad:

 

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