The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Hey. If you're looking for trouble, you've come to the right place buddy.

 

Interesting... almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today.

 

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

 

What about the Church?
Catholic schools, was it?
Yeah. How did you know?
You said `Church` like there was no other organised Church in the known universe. Like those muppet New Yorkers who think their `City` is the one and only bright centre of the cosmos.

 

-Flush out your headgear.
-Huh?
-The benefits of a classical education.
-Huh?
-Never mind. Here, put a frag in that tower.
-Cool.
-Mmm-hmm.

 

-Starting a war is easy. Stopping it; now, that’s the trick.
-That’s pretty good.
-Thanks (PAUSE) ‘Course, Machiavelli said it better, all lyrical prose and shit, but he’s dead, so I don’t think he’ll complain.
-Devious.
-Clever girl.
-Huh?
-Not so clever girl.

 

I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

 

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

 

-You have a briefing to go to?
-Yes, sir
-Then what the fuck are you talking to me for?

 

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

 

Can I hit him? Just once?

 

It's like choosing the right sauce to use with a certain food. Brown sauce will go with a bacon butty and quiche, but it won't really go with something like a burger. Then it's red. Unless there are onions. Then it's personal choice.
(she looks at him quizzically)
Just ignore me; I occasionally spout utter nonsense for no apparent reason.

 

If I do hit that rope and do a hop, skip and a jump and get up as high as I can, I'm just going to hold my breath, because I know i'm going to hear all kinds of scar tissue popping.

 

-Do you know the one thing I hate most about America?
-Baseball?
-No. (pause) Well, that's on the list.
-Electoral college?
-That too. But at the top of the list is this. (waves gun in hand) Everyone and their granny's got a bloody gun.

 

He just sat in his chair and shook for 30 minutes scared to death. That has got to tell you something about his character.

 

I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble.

 

“What the hell do you call this?”
“Bitching, mostly.”

 

“It’s a titanium-tungsten alloy. It took a very large, very powerful machine to get it into the shape it was. I have a four-pound sledge in one-sixth gravity.”

 

I would dare say that most anyone in public life, if they stay in public long enough, is not treated fairly.

 

"Glad you all agree we should do what I say anyway."