The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

uppy_dog_eyes:

 

um yeah ok

 

Oh, look.... it's my favorite furry Australian!

 

Just had to listen to my co-worker's thrirty minutes rant about the royal wedding/death of bin laden. Somehow she managed to go from one topic to the other and back.

 

Do you want a wall to beat your head against?

 

After listening to her rant, yes. Quote my co-worker: The British are all ugly.

 

HOW DARE SHE!!!!

Oh don't listen to her Jane, no no you're beautiful, and you to Charlotte, Emily and Anne....you know I love you all....you fill me with such joy...and oh Mary how could I forget you and......Percy....:shock:.....why are you here??.....I wasn't hitting on your wife....no no no......um......

 

Track list from a comedy album :


Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture References! – 4:51


Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus! – 5:10

I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! – 3:16


A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! – 3:57


Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule! – 2:48


My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! – 8:38


My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! – 13:37


When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as 'Quirky' but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! – 6:01


Pandering to the Locals! – 7:13


Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! – 2:37


Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! – 2:53


When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! – 12:51

 

I like track 2, 7 and 8.

 

Common themes soon forgotten: dead end gossip with only brief appeal.



OMFG!! Lady Gaga stubbed her toe!! She might have to cancel a tour date in Akron! :shock:

I feel sorry for those people in Ohio.




but not rly! Lolz!

 

I'm skeptical.

 

I'm hungry.

 

I'm wasted.

 

Now I'm curious.

 

With you, that usually leads bestiality.


Or gayass tea cozy hunts at garage sales.



You're weird Jack.

 

Time to shut down.

 

Take care my friends.

 

You insult me and then you want to hug me. :28:

 

I'm amused.