The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

certain bodily functions are never sexy

 

I've seen squirts squirting out too, or were those pee. :33:

 

if she can shoot down low flying birds with it, its not a squirt

 

right i agree, i would never try and finish to someone taking a dump, but somewhere (possibly in japan), some business man is :Wank:ing himself stupid watching it.

its simple jack, it the liquid in question come from the vag its a squirt, and if it come from the pee hole, its still a squirt, but more uhmmm pissish.

either way if it is something you into enjoy man, just good luck finding a girl that doesnt mind taking a piss in the middle of your love making moments. im just thinking that is going to really make it a tough find.

but yea. if it works for ya,

 

On the other hand that is a formidable weapon!

 

im having an awful fun time in the pepper spray thread, we should have gotten one of those years ago.

 

You zoom in and calculate which hole it came out of don't you.

 

yes indeed, and think of the dog, oh the fun they will have playing in the stream.

 

We learn fro our mistakes.......canning the kid didn't work.....only scared him for life............. without affection didn't work.....only made him a sociopath.........taking away his toys didn't work......only made him call social services.......spraying is the best option....knocks them down and keeps them down for a while.....can also strike from a distance.....no running out the back door this time!

 

yes

yes i do


its becouse in a lot of the movies, they fill the girls with water now so that when the penis glides in all this water comes flushing out. you can tell they do it becouse there is always this odd edit just before, and the squish the the coffee table is ruined.

same thing with oral cumshots of late, they just stop, fill her mouth with some form of corn syrup based whit goo and then "roll it" and out cums gushing a cup and a half of fake man seed.
just stupid.

 

lol thats right man,
you dont even have to get up
those sprays go like 25 feet,

nailed it,,

and that dog that was digging in the kitchen trash too dammit.

my house is going to stink like pepper spray by the end of the weekend.

 

Ewwwwww.

 

i prefer the tazer, just as effective and much more entertaining

 

But you don't get the distance!

Plus you have to buy battery packs etc.

 

wait which part,

dood im really tired, and i fear if i keep posting in that pepper spray thread ill not be allowed to post anyplace else, for a while



"you now that stuff works int hat Attention defecate thread with your buddies, but dont come around here and act like that in our serous pepper spray thread god dammit. just knock it off or you'll get the god damned pepper spray right in your face.......again, you little hoodlum!"


by the way, who says hoodlum anymore, except for describing soccer fans, i simply dont hear it.

i like hoodlum. its a great term, i want to start using it.

now im off to bed, jack go post something clever and witty on my facebook wall for me to read in the morning.
do it or you get the spray!

 

i have a kid, and im saying you cant tazer a fucking kid thats dumb
there isnt anyway to tell when they are actually getting tazered becouse they alway act like that.
so youll not know if its even working or not.

so youll just look like your gently hitting your hoodlum with this little plastic box and saying "see i told you know knock it off!"

 

I say "hoodlum"!!

 

true

later BG

 

I enjoyed the squirting/pissing debate.