The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

We have already made you lose your sense of "home" and implanted a deep yearning for life in far-away, strange countries.

 

Lies, I felt that way the moment I was born...I mistook the doctor for Winston Churchill.

 

False memories we implanted in your cute little brain. When you were little you wanted to become a guru, live in a cave and sleep on a pile of elephant poop.

 

Lies. :28:

I would never want that.

Next you'll say I want to pee on the side of the road and worship cows and disregard public decency laws , dance for no comprehensible reason, put spices in just about everything from lunch to dessert to afternoon tea, constantly want a "male child" , believe in marriage without love, think dancing on the beach is an apt way to celebrate a festival, like loud, noisy, environment-destroying fire crackers, not drink alcohol or eat beef, get an erection if I see a woman's upper arm, think Cricket is what turns the world around, speak 3 different languages but not fully understand any, believe in "evil spirits" , and think that hanging of the side of trains is the way to go.

 

Damn. I think we need to get some more work done on your brain. The original personality seems to break through again.

 

Nonsense....*sips tea*.

 

And just for the fun of it, this time we'll leave you the "hanging from the side of a train is the way to go" urge.

 

And maybe the naked dancing on the beach.

 

You speak no sense woman....I can only assume you have been overcome with a spell of female hysteria.


*sips tea*

 

Never mind. Keep drinking your tea.

 

Take a cold shower.

 

Pokeahotass.

 

:-|

 

Sup Jack?

 

In a weird mood....you?

 

Doing laundry.