The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

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Hello my friend.

 

Hey bud, you been makin it alright? To damn busy here, waiting for it to slow down a bit.

 

I'm getting along. Not as well as I'd like but things should pick up soon I hope. Aside from that, at least spring has sprung here. Winter doldrums are gone for good.

 

It was awesome this past weekend here, low 70's and hardly any wind. Didn't play golf though, was to busy losing my ass in the casino. Got to see Lynard Skynard Sat night though They put on a hell of a show!

 

Hot damn! Sounds like a good time. I saw Skynard decades ago just before the infamous plane crash that killed Ronnie. The fuckin' jammed. Wouldn't mind seeing the lastest line up. Who sings now, Donny or Johnny Van Zandt?

 

How much did you lose?

 

Johnny is now adays. My dad went too and said he'd seen them back in the day. The were better ofcourse back then but he was impressed when he compared the 2. He sounded damn good to me. I snapped some picks on my cell, when I have time if they look worth a shit I'll post them.

 

Hell if I know, I only about $250....I don't know and don't want to know what the wife lost!

 

Johnny's good. It's really the songs you go to hear anyway and the guitar jams.

$250 is peanuts. Don't you guys ever win? My mom and my sister are two of the luckiest gamblers I've ever known.

 

Very true on both accounts. Sweet Home Alabama was a riot, we were in MS and in-between the sweet home chorus all your hear was "Roll Tide Roll" they do that at the stadium during football games.

lol - not quite peanuts but it didn't kill me, had the $ from the snow OT put back so it's good. Truely, don't win to often anymore. Since the economy the casinos are tight as hell, have to get very lucky to get on a good table or slot either one.

 

I need to run an errand. Back in a bit.....

 

Catch ya later Scribe, good to see you again!

 

If you know how to play craps or blackjack that's your best bet.

 

I play craps and roulette some too, blackjack is just boring to me. Can't get into it for some reason.

 

I never play roulette, odds are stcked against you. That said, my sister has alot of luck at that game. Some people are just lucky though.

Damn, it's 80 degrees right now.

 

I play it when I've had shit luck everywhere else. It's something you can take $100 and play for hours to just enjoy the company and drink a beer, not something you would want to try and win big at. Face it, it's only somewhat better odds than winning a lottery if you think about it. Fun though if you just stick to the groups of 3's, odd/even, or black/red and get a lucky pattern going.

 

Gotta run Scribe, good to see you man.

Not much longer before the bikinis invade Vegas!

 

Damn straight! The pools are already open in fact!

See ya bama, take care!

 

Pat Robertson once said
It’s a long downward slide
That will lead to legalizing sex with ducks
If two men can stand, side by side

God I hope he’s right
Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Gonna find myself a duck
And legally do, something awful

Ducks, sex with ducks
We’ll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Got those webbed feet on my brain

We’ll find a pond, we’ll find a puddle
Put your beak in mine and we’ll cuddle
It’s a feeling I can’t name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same

Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my ducky, all night long
Gonna wack that mallard til it’s feathers plume
Gonna huey duey luey all over the room
Scrooge McDuck gonna give it you
Dive into your gold until you say duck tales, woo hoo

 

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