The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

damitt, you ate the closest thing we had to a programer,
oh well, i think its about time for me to go lay down in the bed and try and sleep.
sometimes when i sleep the devils gypsies come with thier black cloaked heads with red glowing eyes and pull my soul from my body, i watch my body lay there as they drag it up and into the cold night air, then they take me to places on earth were i have to watch horrid things, innocent men and women beaten by the butts of a policeman's rifle until there brains spill out becouse they said the wrong thing, children shot, there internal organs fly out there backs from the bullets ripping through them as a sign to others that they better fall into line and shape up, i have to watch people starve and people cry wishing they only had a bit of food or a trace of hope becouse the leader of there land is so tyrannical and doesn't care at all for them.

then i come back here and wake to the republicans saying that obama is going take over the country and take all our rights away and.... i think, thats an insult to all the people that actually do live in the conditions your describing every day.

i shall now go pray for the Lebanese people and i shall say, let them have the ability when this is all over to have half the opportunity it do, so they can be twice as happy as i am.

 

You are a very interesting person.

 

dammitt. i forgot to eat a fucking poptart.

 

not as interesting as you are my friend
good night.

 

No, I rank you higher on the interest chart.

 

You eat a pop tart at night?

 

It's a....a...a......aardvark? :shock:

 

Yep!

I like to google aardvark pics first thing in the morning.

 

It really was?

 

Why are we obsessed with aardvarks today?

 

I like armadillos.

 

You would.

 

I like penises.

 

I can smell my co-worker's salami sandwich. She forgot it in her handbag again.

 

Post 51k.

 

God dam it delete your post!!!


Delete it!!!

 

I can't.
Not that I would if I could!