The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Do you think furby wears pyjamas or is his fur enough to keep him warm at night?

 

I was flirting with the cashier at the minimart where my roommate works, as usual. Cute as all get out. She's always more receptive to me when it's just the two of us (rhetorically) alone than when she comes over to the house to visit my roomate with her sister and another friend. Then she's sort of aloof. Probably because I can't stand her sister, who is vulgar and pretentious and possessed of an unearned sense of entitlement. Typical of fat, ugly people who try to overcome their shortcomings by acting like they're above the fold. Anyway, I like her. Just don't know if I should persue it any further than where we're at now. :33:

 

Keep flirting...and see if she makes a move.

 

Go for it! Why not?

 

Why should he wait for her to make a move?

 

Just what I would do.

 

Maybe she's only nice to you when you come to the shop because you're a costumer.

 

I'm vulgar too, does that mean you can't stand me either? :sad2:

 

And how good does this work for you so far?

 

How old is she? Maybe she needs a father figure.

 

I honestly don't know.

 

What's the number of that shop? I could call her!

Go out wiz zat Scribe guy, he is nice and likes to wear funny hats!

 

Maybe! Just ask her "Who's your daddy?" next time you see her, Scribe.

 

I can call her too....find out her Facebook...we'll all add her!!

 

Yes if her response is " you are big daddy " then she wants to have sex with you......if her response is "papa!!! I've missed you so much " then she just wants to have dinner ever weekend and talk.

 

*flash*

That only applies to clouds, not toilets.

You got the bed, bath and beyond part right.

 

Wait a sec - Scribe, I was under the impression you were married already, no?

be back in a bit.

 

You know, whenever none of you reply for a while I always imagine you're busy jerking off.

 

No, I'm not.