The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces
of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had
an advanced high-tech communications network 100 years earlier than the
British".

One week later, the Irish Department of Agriculture reported the
following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet near Ballyhaunis, Co Mayo, Mick O'Connor,
a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f00k all.
Mick has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Ireland had already gone
wireless."
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Uh-huh.

They also ride kangaroo...it's like getting on a taxi for them.

 

I can believe that - read a scientific study recently about beer and women. Turns out, more beer they drink, the bigger the boobs.

If we apply that theory to you, you could probably drink all us here under the table.

 

and when you flush the toilets it rotates the other way come closer to the bowl and have a look :twisted:

 

A scientific study about the correlation of beer and boob size? What the fuck, do scientists have nothing better to do these days?

 

Fifteen years ago I probably could have drunk you all under the table. And then get under the table myself and sexually harassed you.

 

I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking, so you probably would have.

 

Well it has recently been proven that beer contains female hormones...after excessive consumption it was noticed that men became

highly emotional including hugging their mates and telling them that they loved them
Would start fights for no apparent reason
started to grow breast after a long period of consumption
And lost the ability to drive a car safely...crashing into everything

 

Personally, I think that's a rather important study, lady.

Eh, I'm part-Irish so I don't think you so - but I would've "pretended" to pass out, knowing this.

 

I got Ho Ho's and apple fritters. And beer, of course. :beer:

Sorry, they were out of Powerade.

free sex for the rest of my life!!

 

That sounds like you picked up some prostitutes.

 

BRING IT ON!!!

 

That's what you think!
So, honey, let's re-decorate the bedroom, ok?

 

Awww I would love a Ho Ho now!!

 

Well I hate to run but now that you have 3 men to entertain you I will say my farewells

 

:cry:


Bye furby.
Are you going to bed at 9pm again?

 

Later.

 

Yes the Coriolis Effect - no need for a live demonstration.

HA! Yay & J3Scribe are going to Home Depot on Saturday and maybe Bed, Bath & Beyond... maybe they won't have enough time!

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