The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I talk to everyone I like to talk to. :28:

 

Hey furby, good to see ya man. :hi:

Today was an utter waste of time. That pretty much sums it up.

 

Nice avatar, furby.

 

WTF? Am I invisible today or something? :33:

 

Has anyone seen Scribe?

 

Sleepy now.


g'night.

 

I'm sorry you don't feel well.

Goodnight yay

 

Feel better mrs boobies
Do you need your shoulders rubbed

Wow autocorrect had me laying the rudder to you
What ever that means

 

I've seen so many hilarious autocorrect images lately.

 

I need my temples rubbed with the tip of a cock.

 

The Easter bunnies that according to one of my clients look like "balls with ears" are coming along nicely.

 

Please share
I wanna see your big eared Easter nutz

 

"it's true" he said in a humble tone " I am superior to you in every way"

 

I'll take pics.

 

I better come to Germany then if you pulled down my jeans you better stand back a bit as it might poke your eye out :wink:

 

I'll wear safety goggles.

 

If I was Lv you better wear a gasmask and rubber gloves

 

Better go all the way and wear full riot gear.

 

tis a dark and gloomy night out, the chilly frosted air hangs like a low ceiling above me, and the breeze cuts through my coat like a razor. Ive been standing here for almost an hour waiting. normally i would have left a bit ago, but for her i wait. Here she comes now, her coat is bright pink, her legs covered in pink tight leggings and her smile, well thats what i wanted to see the most her smile. i know what that smile means. "So how'd i go?" i ask her with a knowing twist in my voice.
"She came." she answers and takes my arm to lead the way. "Wanna taste?" she quips with a giggle and stretches up to kiss me. The smell of sex all over her face. The salty taste of fresh pussy on her lips. "She was great!" she says with a huge smile "Thanks for that, your the best boyfriend ever!"

im going to file this under, why cant this shit ever happen to me!