The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I'm one of the clever people. Says so on my t-shirt.

 

tee shirts never lie

how the hell is everyone now?

if there is anybody here.

 

Actually my t-shirt reads: fuck you you fucking fuck

That sort of qualifies as clever.

I'm okay grims. Got a scratchy throat, should lay off the smokes, but a vice wouldn't be a vice if it didn't find a way to inconvenience you.

How are you today?

 

sorry that took so long to get back i was chatting with a remarkably hot 20 year old, trying hard not to type the words, i want to fuck you stupid

im doing really well tonight, have lots to do, and its almost time to skype
so, got a pizza at little ceasers for 5 bucks. damn well money spent
its nice to pretend im single sort of

as far as smoking goes, yea, i have never found the charm, and i smoked for a bit, actually i smoked cloves, so that makes me so close to being gay i can taste the jizz

 

Can't argue with a $5 pizza.

Tell me more about the smokin' hot 20 year old.

 

well the girl that is living at my house has an older sister that is just amazing.
and she and i were discussing her little sister
trying to sort how best to get the youngster to come up with a plan.
and making sure her family was on board with my discussions i was having with the kid

and i was trying not to type, so how do you feel about much older married men fucking you.
and somehow managed, but as of yet, im not sure how

 

So which sister is the hottie?

And what is this plan you speak of?

And sometimes the direct approach works, women can surprise you. They sure as shit surprise me.

 

Hello furball....anyone else around?

 

Swap flooding wiith fire and you can pretty much say the same about the western USA during thhe summer months.

 

Hi worm :hi:

 

Hello scribe. How are ya?

 

Can't complain. Just got through chowing down on chicken fried steak for supper. I'm feeling bloated but sated. And I had a big fat brownie for desert.

How's by you worm?

 

Quiet around here at the moment.

 

Sure is quite. Brownie sounds yummy. I got some beefy noodle with brown gravy something I gotta go nuke

 

I like beefy noodle in brown gravy stuff. I like just about anything beefy in brown gravy come to that.

 

So about Vegas, how did you end up there? I've heard you mention other cities and states. Do you move a lot?

 

I grew up in Chicago and left home @ 19. Moved to Dallas, where I worked with my older brother as a sub-contractor for a division of Pillsbury Corp remodeling Steak & Ale restaurants around the south for awhile. We then started a painting company and worked around the DFW metroplex. A few years later I went to New Orleans on a whim and wound up staying two years!

After that I hooled up with my brother again, this time in California, where I did a number of differt jobs until the economy went down the toilet in the early 90's. I had a cousin in Colorado at the time who introduced me to a friend of hers in Telluride who owned a sheetmetal shop. Lived there two years, couldn't stand the winter weather, so I left, taking a round about way to Vegas, where I've lived these past 17 years.

 

That sounds so wrong.

 

Interesting story, scribe. I grew up in a small town in North Georgia. Been here all my life. Wen on a few vacations here and there. But really haven't traveled a lot