The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I said no such thing....I said she is like my fridge and you could not put your prim rib in her!

 

It is I.

 

Talking about me, weren't you.

 

Jump up and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

 

Me or Mile? :33:

 

Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We go wherever we want to,
do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We're the young gneration,
And we've got something to say.

 

I see a sea anemone
The enemy
See a sea anemone
And that'll be the end of me.

While the vicious fish was caught unawares in the tenderest of tendrils
Underneath her tender gills

 

I can't believe how attractive you are.
From the outset, we just clung together
Like reunited lovers
There's always such a buzz when you're around
And what's that aroma?
It's strangely familiar.

You hold me - tighter, if anything,
And I simply can't let go.
You make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up
You make all the other ones stand up too
And you're hot - so amazingly hot!
I can't even manage to ask for what I really want -
Like, for the electric to be switched off.

 

I’ve got a big bruise on my bottom
I was just going to sit on my chair
Half way between sitting and standing
I realised the chair wasn’t there

 

I’ve got a big bruise on my bottom
It must have received quite a whack
With slightly red bits round the edges
It’s coloured all purple and black

I’ve got a big bruise on my bottom
I don’t mean to show off or brag
But really it is very splendid
It should be in some bruised bum mag

 

Weirdos :28:

 

Josie's knickers are full of piss
I wouldn't normally tell you this
But the stain is spreading large and wide
And I'm not convinced it will stay inside.

 

I miss Insom :sad2:

 

The seemingly innocuous plecostomus
though posthumus
They talk to us
They talk too much

 

Me too. He doesn't miss us, obviously.

 

The rat bastard!

 

There's drizzle in Darlington
And mizzle on Mull
There's snow in Shrewsbury
And hailstones in Hull
It's chucking down in Cheltenham,
Chelmsford and Catton,
So if you're going out anywhere
You must put your hat on.

 

Although he mentioned that life was getting pretty crazy for him at the moment. He might come back once it's gotten a bit calmer.