The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

*awaits applause*

 

I'll pretended that it happened.

 

Morning sewage.

 

What could that possibly mean? ^

 

The random mutterings of a madman.

 

hm...that is....is correct.

 

Peachtree Road.

 

I went down to the docks to see some good sea-men.

 

This time, I'm going to watch the cheese melt.

 

Wouldn't you, like to be one of us.

 

I dream of leprechauns.

 

I'd like to go to back room now please.

 

I'll write you letters from the netherworld.

 

Do you want the last bread stick?

 

I don't cry, I man-whine.

 

I saw Santa going through daddy's wallet.

 

Would you please refrain form discriminating the teaspoon.

 

I'll take three large garbage bags, a hack saw, some duck tape, and what is the best floor cleaner to get out blood stains?

 

I die a little inside every time you say you want to borrow the hand lotion.

 

Do you still like green beans?