The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

yes, i was standing there and



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and then i was standing there :shock:

 

That's sick!

 

Do you think they have drugs in coffee shops in Amsterdam?

"Yeah I'll have an espresso with a shot of cream and a tablespoon of cocaine"

"Today's special : blueberry pie with a light dusting of cocaine".


Maybe they even have cocaine flavoured ice cream!!!!!

 

imagine how i felt, i was in the middle of uncomfortable small talk.

not as bad as the other freind we met that day

he was a member of the volunteer fire department
he kept saying, "yea the town has gone to hell, blacks have taken over now, i fucking hate it, they mo9ved into the house at the end of the street. now it looks like shit, cant wait till that house at the end of the street burns down."

it was about the fourth or fifth building he had imaginary torched in his head when i came to the very real epiphany that this dude is an arson. there was no doubt in my mind. a racist arson that intended to cleans the city by fire. that one i just walked away and sat in the car.. wife asked, "whats wrong?" i said, "hes an arson im scared i want to go home now." she said, "why becouse he keeps talking about building burning down he is a fire fighter."
":YES. that believes in job self preservations now get in the fucking car." and we left.

 

you really like cocaine.
i would take you more for a

ill have a tea with cream and two joints of fine please
and lets have a piece of pie for later if you will

 

He's a local already.

I tasted and is fantastic, ate like 3 kilos in half an hour.

 

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*extends arm*

ah... wanna hit?

 

They do, actually. The coffee shops are the places where you can buy weed. When I was there with a couple of friends, one of them wanted to buy some, and they actually gave him a weed menu.

 

$63000.00 bowl of ice cream

 

I like the smell of man sweat.

 

i wanna weed menu, why cant i get a fucking weed menu
i live in the freest country on earth and i cant get a weed menu

its fucking communism man!

 

Yup...that's more me....the earlier was just an example.

 

my wife said that once, ...
resulting in the nest comments by me not really going as planed
and she was pissed. i think i dont know she leaves the room a lot crying.

 

I've never even tried weed......it's the one thing I really want to try.


(you don't get it here.....and if you do.....well it'd probably kill you)

 

i thought so, i could smell it on you when you came in.

 

Yep, you must choose the right weed for your trip. Is not the same pick an 'Esy Rider' than choose the 'Super Nova Chronic'.

 

im getting the feeling you dont like india very much jack.

 

:-|

 

I never said that was cheap.

 

why is jack under the table?