The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

OK you too...and we all get old

 

so there i sat leaned back in the sofa. the tv playing a music and her friend and her dancing in front of me, they kept teasing, for weeks now they kept teasing but the never would. But there I sat, making believe i didnt care and wanting them so badly to.. and then while they teased and danced, she put her hands on the others hips and would crotch down as if to say, 'and then we will' but she would pop back up and look, 'do i have your attention yet?' look on her face

but thats when she went to far, or not far enough i guess, her dancing wasn't getting the interest she wanted, her touches and teases were not working anymore, what else could she do, and then, she leaned over and kissed her, touched her lips right to her friends lips and kissed her right in front of me. I really dont think she had ever done that before and im positive judging by the look on her friends face that she was expecting it, but there it was, and they didn't stop

nope in fact i could see it in her friends face, lust, she wanted to be kissed, they stopped and i could tell that her friend liked it, becouse my girl looked at me with that 'did you see that, what i did right there' glare, her friend looked at her like a flame had just ignited and i was truly on board now. they danced a bit more and i had to say something, but what. i don"t want to seem to pushy, it was her show after all i was just to watch, "baby," i said, "I think your friend needs another kiss" is all i said. I thought it would be enough.

Sure enough she smiled, "oh you think so?" she said, and leaned in for another kiss, this time something strange happened, something very wonderful, this time when they kissed, it was as if i wasn't there, the music wasn't there, the only thing there was the other person, when they kissed, they realized it wasn't teasing they really wanted to kiss, and they finally were. I could see she had opened her mouth and now there tongues were dancing around, there hands that were moving to the beat stopped, they were kissing for real

Its strange to see two people that are having a very intimate moment in front of you, you cant help but feel a bit of the voyeur, a warm flash of 'should i be watching' and then the realization that it didnt matter if i was or wasn't, what was about to happen was going to happen and they were realizing it just as fast as i was. As they came apart she looked at her friend with a naughty glare and smiled, and then looked at me and got this slight look of shame on her face, and then back to her friend who asked "do you want to?" thats now connected they were, they knew and they both did, she looked back at me now, "can i?" she asked?

 

Got pics BG?

 

just in my head wromy, just in my head.

 

:925:

 

What is the meaning of this?

 

Does it?

 

What?

 

This morning the lock of my bike was frozen up and it took me five minutes of yanking and swearing to get it to open.

 

Yanking?

 

Yes. Yanking.

 

I don't even like beer that much.

 

You yanked your own chain. :-|

 

I like wine.

 

Wine gives me a headache. :neutral:

 

Exactly!

 

More for me.

Women.

 

Don't make me come over there and yank your schlongs.

 

I like cocktails with little paper umbrellas and fancy straws, glitter sticks and pineapple slices sticking out of them.