The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Hhhmmmm, I step out for 1 minute,....what the hell?

 

Not the Pringles. Watching me and furball on cam!

 

Alan says I am the victim......Alan also says you're a passive aggressive nymphomaniac.

 

Wormy. Do you have a lady friend?

 

Alan is wrong. I am an aggressive nymphomaniac, and if he can't work that out he should go back to psych I.

 

Does a wife count?

 

It was fun....the camera was between his legs so from that angle it looked rather like two porcupines banging their head against a cave wall.

 

I guess so.

 

For a few years but her ex kept on coming back into her life with the kids and all so I'll see how things go I guess (fingers crossed)

And which goat is allen?

 

Don't insult Alan.

 

I usually watch porn with cheetos

 

Alan is my therapist, pay attention.

 

I'll keep my fingers and boobs crossed for you too!

 

I tried that once......made everything orange. :-|

 

Todays our anniversary 11 years.!!!

 

Oh God not another nympho ..in the beginning its great with all the sex you can handle then you start to get tired and sore and you just want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep then you obviously don't love her because you are only doing it 5 times a day I still limp from the last one :cry:

 

That's what I like about it!

 

Alan should not tell you you're a victim. He should tell you that yes, you had some unfortunate experiences in the past which weren't your fault, however you are the one responsible for living your life, and as you can't change the past you should look forward and try to make the best of it. Acting like a victim would be like living in the past all the time.

 

Really?


Congratulations.

 

DON'T CONTRADICT ALAN!!!!!!!!!!