The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

i dont think england really has a collective grasp on back woods poe dunk American barn dancing. but i could be wrong

 

I hear turnip crop was good this year.

 

No, I think so too. Made me laugh when she told me she started square dancing. I'm wondering if they wear the hats and boots and stuff too.

 

spitting is a given
see most farmers here chew Tabasco, so they spit, non stop a brown gooie substance that stains my porch. i hate the habit
but yes spit. and ball scratching is also the norm but that has to do with the unavailability of then becouse of overalls
hard to wash them

 

that is really funny becouse most of the members i know from england would rather not be caught emulating an American, and here is your freind just getting in with the pigs and rolling around so to speak.

that is funny and ironic at the same time
most things are.

 

They chew Tabasco?

 

let see if you can read this...


yup surrr izz, need a bit of roan on the koon though.
lookin mighty peedad and pale

 

no no no no no no no
tobacco.
fucking spell check!

 

now swing your partner round and round

 

i had to stop watching that becouse it was making me dumber with each passing moment

 

Yup, sure is, need a bit of rain (?) on the corn (?) though.
Looking mighty.... no idea what peedad means.

 

I like the pink tractors.

 

neat my tractor is green
i use it to cut the grass.
thats all

 

pink is not a rural color you know
more like green, red, fuchsia.
but not pink

 

Do-si-do on tractors. Fuckin' hicks.

 

and these are the people ive chosen to surround myself with

 

and they all - every last one of them - voted today. i know i was there and saw them. tractors parked out by the courthouse getting rid of big government,
but not farm subsidies, they;re not ready to get rid of farm subsidies.

 

Better them than sociopathic yuppie fuckwits like you find in the city.

They are the reason social Security will never go away. A candidate that wants to do away with SS is never a candidate for very long.

 

agreed to that scribe, SS lives on.