The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Atheist, but I'm flexible.

 

Archimedesed. If you know the reference, it is both funny and informative. Informative in the negative, but what else would you expect these days?

 

Rasul: You should try the tea, Peter. Indian, of course. We may be at war with them but there's no sense in over-reacting.

 

It's like choosing the right sauce to use with a certain food. Brown sauce will go with a bacon butty and quiche, but it won't really go with something like a burger. Then it's red. Unless there are onions. Then it's personal choice.
(she looked at him quizzically)
Just ignore me; I occasionally spout utter nonsense for no apparent reason.

 

If someone wants me, I feel in the mood for a fight.

 

-I pray at the altars of the Marley, The Beatles, The Stones, and, of course, the Van Morrison.

 

So what's the plan, chief?
Run. Fight. Kill. Stay alive.
Good plan.
I thought so.

 

I'm not anti-social... I'm just not very friendly

 

-Is that meant to be doing that?
-Oh, fuck!
-Yeah, I didn't think so.

 

Mike - I do my own laundry
Carl - Ironing too
Mike - Well, sometimes
Katie - And this is supposed to be some sort of an achievement?
Mike -I'm a man. Remembering to put the toilet seat down is an achievement.

 

-Did you kill him?
-No, I didn't kill him
-I'm glad
-I let the vacuum of space do that

 

-A touch of insanity is good for the soul
-Huh?
-Well, it sounded good in my head
-Most things do

 

They say that the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach. But, actually, it's through the ribs, with a bayonet.

 

-That's me. I'm younger, taller, smarter, cuter.

 

“What the hell do you call this?”
“Bitching, mostly.”

 

“It’s a titanium-tungsten alloy. It took a very large, very powerful machine to get it into the shape it was. I have a four-pound sledge in one-sixth gravity.”

 

Glad you all agree we should do what I say anyway.