The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Who, me?

 

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I love my brick.

 

Do you ever wonder what the bread is thinking at night? You know when you're in your bedroom watching tv or reading a book so self involved in your own world....that you never stop to think of the bread, so quietly sitting in your fridge...thinking all the time.....but what is it thinking? well up until today nobody has really been able to decipher what the bread thinks in the dark hours of the night or if white and brown breads have different thoughts...and if in fact they do...where does the garlic loaf stand in all of this? Only time will tell.

 

So your sitting peacefully in your study reading Steinbeck's classic plights through the depression and you hear a strange noise outside the window.....naturally you put the book down and grab your rocket launcher to go check it out!

 

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I love shenanigans

 

There is no logical reason to bite a yew bark.....so thought the rabbit one sunny afternoon, but he was bored and there was nothing else he had to do...sure he would have liked to nibble on carrots or a fresh plump cabbage but the farmer always chased him with a broomstick...the bunny suspected that he was a latent homosexual.......the bunny would have also liked to have been darting through the holes playing tag with his friends or chasing down some sexy she-rabbits, but they were all busy at the moment....so out of desperation and a slightly misguided sense of curiosity the bunny bit into the yew bark.

 

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Yew Bark Style!

 

Anthropomorphizing inanimate objects is a sure sign of insanity. Have you ever thought of allowing a reputable psychiatric hospital or university department study you for money Jack? You'd probably make some serious coin.

 

Uncle Scribbles Style!

 

i have a feeling he already participates in a number of studies.

 

Might very well be an option later on.

 

Whether he knows it or not.

Don't wait too long. The government might get bored with you.

 

Nope.