PrettyKittyKory took you to the ocean!

Oh, sorry guys, I didn't see this game until now. The answer is 5 miles a day. Sometimes 3 though.

Snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Boring game, huh?

 

hehehe. I was so close. but then again watching reachback says i was watching your tush makes the miles always seem different than what they appear.

 

Im sure looking at Kory's behind made the time past by so fast that AZZ couldn't remember the miles as they passed. lol

 

WTF have you started speaking in tongues? Cause that ain't english my friend.



By the way, courtesy bump for the morning, even if I've been dissed and dismissed on this thread.


j/k


goooood moooooooorrrnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg vvviiiiiiiiieeeeeettttttnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm

 

Dissed and dismissed? Never.

You're awesome, Reachbackand. You and Azz keep arguing because you're so alike. You're both intelligent, nice guys with a good sense of humor.

If you two could just get drunk together, you'd wake up with matching tattoos.

 

Kory, I don't think I've really said much to you before, possibly because I've been a bit skeptical about what, if I'm honest, looked like a load of ravenous, horny, sad, lonely guys* who were incredibly excited and starstruck by a model talking back to them - heck, I'm a newbie! I didn't know any better!

However, over the last few days, I've been reading these threads, laughing away, or nodding to myself in my room, and I'm starting to understand why you're held in such high regard on here. You seem REAL - you have opinions, and a sense of humour, and intelligence, and you share them with the world of phun because you want to.

You don't sound exploitative (perhaps that's your ploy - that'd be damn smart! ), you don't sound like a tease, and you sure as hell don't sound like most people's idea of an internet model - you sound sorted (curse my British slang!).

I'm not gonna start gushing too much and saying you're perfect, because beauty's in the eye of the beholder etc etc, which means that perfection's a relative thing, and at this moment in time, my girlfriend is the only person in the world who's perfect for me (I hope someone's passing out tissues at the back). However, I can say that you're very, how can I put this, well designed, seemingly on the inside as well as the outside, and fair play to you for that.

It's shit that you're broke, but you sound like your feet are firmly on the ground, you have a bit of nous about you, and you'll be alright. If I wasn't up to my neck in debt and student loans, I'd help you out. Alas, woe is me...

You can tell I should be working, I've written an essay! I hope you continue to entertain me, as well as the other newbies (past, present and future - we all had to start somewhere!) for a very long time.

 

Sweet jesus now I'm scared. That picture made me spill my drink at work all over my desk. Warn me next time okay

What's mine say?

DUDE!

What's mine say?

Awesome!

 

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Thanks, DrBrumTangerine!!!

And I loved the Brittish slang too, Sorted. Ha ha. I've started to pick up on some from listening to Dizee Rascal and The Streets... ("You're fit" "Leave it out") psssht.

Thanks for all those great compliments, buddy. I'm glad I've made you laugh

 

See how i am looking away and reachback is looking at me? I'm telling you reachback just because we share a urinal doesn't mean i want you in the same way.


BTW my sig is pretty much complete. Like it? Now i can see kory blowing kisses at me and smiling all day long when i am on phun.


Kory you don't have to giggle like a lil school girl just because you are allowed to give me a kiss hun.

 

See Azz, there you go again with the homosexual references. Why you got to go and inject that crap into something wonderful like what Kory made for us?


No respect I tell ya, no respect.


Oh, and we all know whom she's blowing kisses to. And I don't think Kory kisses Azz if you get my drift.



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She made it to show your beedi lil eyes looking at me in lust. We all know...

And how wrong you are again. Why would she send me pictures of her blowing kisses at me if she didn't mean it? Come on reachback you of all people should know i don't need a picture from her old site to put in my sig. She provides me with plenty of content to work with. Thats how i can make my gif image of her kissing me.

That is enough arguing. Lets stay focus. I just want to say tye is also very hot. Tye if you are reading this thanks for the fansign babe. I love it. If you have pictures of you blowing kisses in your up-coming sets i would like to add them to my sig also. So both you and kory will be taking turns blowing kisses at me. Hehehe...

 

Azz, I've figured this relationship / fued we've got going on out.

We're the Yankees and the Sox.

And obviously, based on power, expertise, and winning... you're the Yankees.


Guess what, the evil empire always dies eventually.


In the end, i shall be victorious!! LONG LIVE THE RED SOX.

CURSE THIS YOU AZZ HOLE


ahahahahaahahhahahahahahhaha

 

wow here i am trying to bury the hatchet and you try to raise a fued again. It is obvious who is the better person and who is the neanderthal.

Lets just put the fued to rest. I say kory and tye is hot so i only speak the truth.

 

LOL.


Oh Azz. You think I'm some sort of crazy ass gun-toting no-shoe-wearing sleeping-with-my-cousin redneck ought for blood.


There's not really any fued. I just keep up the pretenses for Kory's sake. And to keep everybody on the forum entertained. In real life, I admire you like the Dogwood admires the mighty redwood. (notice, I hate this analogy because of the unavoidable phallic symbolism, but just ignore that)

Consider the hatcher buried. In the immortal words of Chingachgook, last of the mohicans,

"A man does not speak his mind twice."

 

Gentlemen can't you just get along. Or will Kory have to discipline you guys? lol

 

This bickering's been going on for days, guys. When's the wedding? If you're so desperate to get Kory involved, she could be maid-of-honour, or the minister... And we could all have a phun day out to San Francisco!

 

somebody is taking pot shots at me huh? Tisk tisk tisk... Just remeber i have super powers.

 

haha thats a damn funny pic

 

you laughing at me JayHoo?