Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Not if you start laughing halfway through and then you can't finish it.

I'm famous for that haha

 

is it ?

 

FUCK I HOPE NOT!!!!

 

i think so ...

 

isn't it the illness ?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_(constellation)

 

These are the general personality traits found in people who are typical of Capricorn. An unhappy or frustrated Capricorn may display some of the not-so-attractive traits.

Positive
Negative
* Good organizing skills * Tendency to believe their way is always the best
* Cautious and realistic * Egotistical
* Hard working * A slave driver
* Scrupulous * Unforgiving
* Fearless * Anxious, allows inner fears to dominate decisions
* Calculates risks but takes them when necessary * Takes a very critical view
* is an admiring spectator * A perfectionist who is never satisfied
* Has high but realistic standards * Fatalistic
* Conventional * Status seeking
* Concerned
* Gives sound advice
* Loyal to tradition
* Respects authority

 

Ralph the Chicken...

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph..'

Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

'Never,' said Ralph.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....
'Ralph, wake up. You shit the bed!'

 

gonna make food guys hugry as fuck!

 

The Capricorn Female

If a woman behaves in a way that is distinctive of the personality associated with the zodiac sign of Capricorn, she will have a tendency toward the characteristics listed below, providing there are no influences in her personal birthchart that are stronger than that of her Capricorn sun sign.

Appearance
The typical Capricorn woman:
* has a small and well-shaped body with a slender neck
* has deep, serious eyes
* has an "earthy" beauty
* has a full mouth and very white teeth
* has shapely legs, slim ankles, small feet
Behavior and Personality Traits
* is very self-conscious
* behaves in a ladylike manner in public
* dresses according to what she intends to achieve that day
* needs to gain recognition for her work
* appears as steady as a rock, but is quite moody inside herself
* runs a well-kept home, although she finds domesticity tedious
* is totally loyal to close family and distant relatives
* cannot bear to be teased
* smiles little, but when she does it is a very beautiful smile

 

back later guys and girl :wavey

 

hey Cold!

enjoyed a niced breaky at the dinner (did you notice most of my socializing includes food??)

I just wanted to drop in say hello because a certain flirtatious bartender & self proclaimed dork who laughs at her own jokes was here.

I have to run though, bbl.

 

laters on esse.

 

bye ess, bye throbb..

 

You write them both the same way. Cancer translated in Dutch is kreeft and cancer translated is kanker.

 

@inuk


Take care Ess & Throb

 

Later Essen and Throbbn

 

laters on throbbn.

 

Thanks for this! Hopefully people see me on more of the positive side

 

See ya guys!