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HI onesie

 

welcome back
hey there the1

 

not too warm here today! 16C

 

70F here

 

Mr One...

How are you?
Feeling cold apparently?

 

it's about 21c now, should become 27c later on the day

 

Fuck the celsius shit!

 

your the one with Fahrenshite in here atm

 

that's cause I'm cool like that

 

no clue how much fahrenheit it is and i'm to lazy to look it up

 

good, I think! not exactly cold, just not as hot as I did when it was 30C!

 

that's how i am with celsius.

 

Spanish Cuisine

One day, an American was touring Spain. After his day spent sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant noted for its exotic cuisine. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"



The waiter replied, "Ah, senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the bull's balls from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"



The American, though momentarily daunted when he learned the origin of the dish, said "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"



The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving a day since there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!"



The next morning the American returned, placed his order, and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"



The waiter promptly replied, "Si, senor! Sometimes the bull wins!"

Be careful while visiting restaurants on your next trip to Spain.

 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does that tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent.

 

your lazy in everything

 

except drinking

 

quoted for thruth!
i don't drink

 

That's a good thing

 

was that convincing or what

 

I believed you cause i read something earlier where you said you don't go out anymore.