The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I'm going to paint my eggs now.

 

Simple....say I'm a distinguished Barron living my polished live in a manor house out in the country.....I have a wife who's disposition and refinement are much like my own and we have a daughter......well breed....but slightly corrupted by the goings on in the world.....we all naturally go to London twice a year to visit with friends and exchange forced pleasantries with relations.......during such a visit our daughter encounters an Indian....fresh of some rank driftwood boat.....she...so pure and innocent...is bewitched by his primitive ways and lack of bodily hygiene.....it invokes in her the spirit to revoke against us.....her dear and loving parents.....so she runs off with this semi-evolved monkey and gets married to him in some temple by a gentlemen who has never worn pants in his life......she then returns to us with the ape, pregnant......we try to still be good parents to her.....but it is now impossible....her husband dances in every room.....refuses to use cutlery.....and dresses as if he were with the circus......when the baby is born he too takes after the father.....and I develop a heart condition worrying abut the heir to my estate...... undoubtedly when I die....my estate is passed on to this imbecile who paints the whole thing red and urinates out on the lawn.......thus immigration brought about the downfall of a noble house.

 

Assuming you don't mean the ones you ovulated yourself. Although, that would be a rather amazing thing to see.

A preposterous supposition at best... I don't know of any ocean current that runs from the coast of India to the British Isles, thus depositing him on terra firma Ingles. :33:

No, he would have to be a mighty fine sailor to pull that off.

See your post above.

 

I didn't say that it did....he could easy have got passage via various cheap and lowly boats.....you're just being critical for the sake of being critical. :28:

 

Then where did she encounter such a lowly creature? Surely a trip to London for a family of Lordly means would keep her in the upscale neighborhoods among the elite and pampered.

 

tl;dr.

 

I have to postpone the egg painting.

 

What does that abbreviation mean?

I'll be around all night to keep you company as I slept away most of the day due to exhaustion from lack of sleep lately. I might even still be asleep if a text from linus hadn't awakened me with the pleasant little message that claimed his slutty sister had been in Vegas recently and that if I happened to have had sex with someone from Iowa last week I might want to go see a doctor and get checked out, just in case.

 

Good old Linus... looking out, even if it's a little too late.

Morning all :hi:

 

It means too long, didn't read.


LOL @ Linus.

 

Says he's going to keep me company and now he's offline. :tired:

 

Bitch, read it.

 

First of all, when you want something from me and call me bitch at the same time, it's not going to happen.

Second of all, I don't have the time right now. I'm very busy. Can't you give me a brief summary? Try to convey your message with two or three sentences.

 

I was a British baron....I had a daughter.....my daughter married an Indian......he urinated on my lawn.

 

I'd say it's not a very likely scenario.

 

Why not?

 

Because the daughter of a baron would want someone of her own class.

 

What you describe is more the stuff of a romance novel. Or a Bollywood movie.

 

Oh that was cruel, Yay.