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The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by J3scribe, Apr 25, 2008.

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    I've had to dump my cross-eyed girlfriend.

    She was seeing someone else.

    and

    What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?

    An armadildo.
     
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    A.tab It was the best of times, ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    That’s cute, but can you breathe through it?
     
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    A.tab It was the best of times, ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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    Why do Canadians have sex doggy style?

    so they can both watch the hockey game
     
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    A.tab It was the best of times, ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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    The Mexican doctor told the village nymphomaniac, "Senorita, it looks to me like you've had Juan too many."
     
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    :nono: Why hasn't Jack stopped you yet Atab? :mad:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Stopped me from?:confused:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    From telling lame jokes. :lol:
     
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    I do that all the time, but at least I have the decency to keep talking while peeing. :D
     
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    Talk to me, furby!!!
     
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    You mean lamer than the one's Jack tells?

    BTW I got these from a thread called Lame Jokes somewhere else:)
     
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    Personally, I love lame jokes. :D
     
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    As long as they are short!;)
     
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    Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
    A. Give it a nipple.
     
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    Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
     
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    Q. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
    A. They are both used as substitute meat.
     
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    Q. What's a diaphragm?
    A. A trampoline for dickheads.
     
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    FURBALL!! LAME JOKES TIME!!!
     
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