The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

sure i can do that
ive done far worse for far less
what features would you like on her?
like tell me your perfect girl.

kidnapping is involved however so there could be that to deal with.

 

Funny (our kind of funny), smart, cultured, free spirited.

 

oh. well im not so sure she is going to have her sense of humor intact after being shiped by cargo container for 14 days in a sack but well.. yea
lets go for just looks jack

 

But I can't relate to her then.

 

just convince a very naive college student that it would be a great life experience and that youve set up a place to live and food, she doesnt know that it all hinges on her sleeping with someone. If its as bad over there is Jack says she should be more then willing, too. It will end up being a very good lesson for her, life isnt always perfect, be careful when middle aged men offer you things for free

 

Hehe, you youngster !

No worries !

 

dood just keep her tied up in the corner and play with her when you want
you know what i mean
now what do you want her to look like.

 

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Not pornstar ish....not into that....just normal I guess.

 

Ok lets go through a few simple questions
like they do on those dating services

do you prefer white, brown or dead women?
are you a teeth man? do you like em to have summer teeth (thats were summer there and sum arnt)
do you like a nice butter face? (thats were everything is fine butter face)
do you like large over indulgent swelling memories?
or do you prefer your girls to look like Keira Knightley (or like a 14 year old under developed boy)
do you like a nice hairy woman, someone that can curl her pit hair into braids or has small well fed varmet nestled in her nether bush
do you like a quite meek sort of woman the kind that jumps when you gently put your tea cup down?
or would you prefer a loud woman, possibly from a foreign land that doesn't really know English all that well but is sure she is screaming it just perfect as she dips in and out of her native tongue telling you how unhappy she is with well.. you.
do you want an overly tall woman that can reach things way up high and that you fit nicely into the crotch of her boobs when you stand in front of her
do you want a woman that squirts when she orgasms, (a neat little feature but it makes you want to own plastic sheets)
do you want a woman that loves sucking penis, (a rarity these days)
do you want a virgin ( an extreme rarity these days)
do you want anyone at all?
well.. do ya

 

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Ok lets go through a few simple questions
like they do on those dating services

do you prefer white, brown or dead women?
Not dead.

are you a teeth man? do you like em to have summer teeth (thats were summer there and sum arnt)
Normal teeth.

do you like a nice butter face? (thats were everything is fine butter face)
I don't know what that is.

do you like large over indulgent swelling memories?
or do you prefer your girls to look like Keira Knightley (or like a 14 year old under developed boy)
In-between.

do you like a nice hairy woman, someone that can curl her pit hair into braids or has small well fed varmet nestled in her nether bush
Trimmed not shaved bush...and shaved everywhere else.

do you like a quite meek sort of woman the kind that jumps when you gently put your tea cup down?
or would you prefer a loud woman, possibly from a foreign land that doesn't really know English all that well but is sure she is screaming it just perfect as she dips in and out of her native tongue telling you how unhappy she is with well.. you.
The first one.

do you want an overly tall woman that can reach things way up high and that you fit nicely into the crotch of her boobs when you stand in front of her
Average height.

do you want a woman that squirts when she orgasms, (a neat little feature but it makes you want to own plastic sheets)
Um...no.

do you want a woman that loves sucking penis, (a rarity these days)
Yes.

do you want a virgin ( an extreme rarity these days)
Not really.

do you want anyone at all?
well.. do ya

 

join jack, then tell me what its like

 

so basically you want a completely average normal person
of this woman i have no knowlage, ive never met her, i can say ive never even seen her. but if i do, i shall abduct her and send her directly to mooooooooooooooommmmmmbie right away.
deal?

 

None of these options - with the exception of cocksucking - are very appealing whatsoever.

I recommend you find a better - and more reputable - dating service Jack. Grims' Greasy Grimy Girls Galore just doesn't seem very suitable for a man of your discerning taste.

 

Oh & hola mi gente. :hi:

 

Yup, normal person!!!!

I'll be waiting, I hope my mailman doesn't rape her.

 

I already signed up. :-|

 

Ah, I see. Well, good luck with that.

 

Now I'm worried.


Grims make sure you make air holes in the box.