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Scarlett Johansson...what can I say?

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by sandino, Dec 21, 2004.

  1. sandino

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  2. FLOX

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    yeah she is hot, that opening shot in lost in translation or her arse, mmmm pure genius to grab the guys attention in the film ;)
     
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  3. va_is_4_lovers99

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    very cute!!!!
     
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  4. dirk454

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    She has awesome eyes
     
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  5. c-m0n

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    My words would be; s*ck me beautifull :p
     
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  6. OjiTetsuoOni

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    Is there anymore of her gotta have more that is one hot girl right there!!! Just what I was looking for.
     
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  7. sandino

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    check this thread from time to time...i'm gonna post some more hi-res... welcome homie
     
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  9. phunlover

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    what can u say?? how about the chick is not that hot? lol
     
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  10. Reallyhorny

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    I didn't like lost in translation
     
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    Very Very beautiful. Classicly so. Stunning. Wonderful.
     
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    LOL! TRAVOLTA!! WHAT A PIMP!!

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    Twas the night before Christmas, and back at my mansion;
    My dog was balls deep, in young Scarlett Johansson

    Three teenage runaways all chained to my bed,
    Two sucked my tits, while the last gave me head;
    The handcuffs were chafing, their collars on tight,
    I warmed up the cattle prod for a long night.

    A call from security disrupted my screwing;
    An alarm had gone off, and some trouble was brewing.
    I went to my monitor, scanned the estate.
    The intruder was visible on camera eight.

    A fat load of crap in a fuzzy red suit,
    In a queer little sleigh with his bag full of loot.
    Eight tiny reindeer the color of fawn;
    This would be the last year they would shit on my lawn.

    The hookers and runaways would just have to wait,
    While I did what I did to protect my estate.
    When I got to my parlor I saw Santa there;
    My bodyguards had him strapped down to a chair.

    They had beat him severely, they couldn't avoid it.
    And Santa they said, well he rather enjoyed it.
    "I came for your help," he told me with a tear;
    "You're the only one who can save Christmas this year."

    "We are so much alike, I know that much is true;
    Since you also spread joy; just as much as I do.
    I give everyone presents I don't ask to get paid
    Is it so much to ask that I want to get laid?"

    "A blumpkin! a donkey punch! the old Cleveland steamer!
    Mrs. Claus is too old, and she won't let me ream her!"
    I sympathized with the old guy this was true;
    But there were some things (and some guys) that I just wouldn't do.

    "I'll help the old dude" said a voice from behind me,
    He looked over my shoulder and said, "Thank-you kindly!"
    So, who would I thank for last minute salvation?
    Why young Scarlett Johansson (from Lost in Translation)

    Santa was thrilled and he did a quick dance
    With a gleam in his eye and a tent in his pants.
    She dropped to her knees and she spit on her hand,
    As she undid his belt something happened, unplanned.

    At the touch of her fingers he moaned and he farted;
    And Santa was finished before he had started.
    And Scarlett was literally covered in goo;
    Like a young blade of grass in the fresh morning dew.

    But more like a birthday cake covered in frosting;
    Poor Santa collapsed the whole thing quite exhausting.
    Scarlett licked her full lips and she said, "it's quite chalky."
    "It's lucky for you that I'm into bukkake."

    Well, Santa got up and he brushed off his suit,
    As she licked the last drops of his seed off his boot.
    Then Santa said, "Sorry, I guess one thing's clear:
    It's that Santa should come more than one time a year."

    But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight,
    Merry Christmas to all, and buy a gift certificate at
    www.tshirthell.com, tonight.
     
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  15. cayne

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    awesome thread. like always sandino! ;)
    and damn, travolta is indeed a big bad pimp! :)
     
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  16. Speedreader58

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    Don't forget she can act also. I didn't really notice that until Ghost World. I didn't realize I had seen her in other movies before that. Like Horse Whisperer and Home Alone 3. May her career be long and interesting.
     
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  17. sandino

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    hahahaha
     
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  18. sandino

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    "If you're comfortable with yourself, then it's sexy. Maybe people think I look sexy because I fell sexy. I am a very liberated person that way. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face - well, sometimes I'm not comfortable with my face, but it's stuck there and there's nothing I can do about it." Johansson admits her favorite feature is her breasts: "I'm proud of my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles." --Scarlett Johansson

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    You can say she voted for the wrong guy. :)


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    And beside John Revolting is married to kelly preston.
     
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