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Heathyr Hoffman says that she does not do nudes

Discussion in 'Celebrity Extra' started by Haswell, Jul 22, 2014.

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  1. mmikehunt

    mmikehunt ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun Sarcastic Sumbitch

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    Is anyone else here creeped out by this thread?
    :shock:
     
    mmikehunt, Jul 23, 2014
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  2. terminusbiggus

    terminusbiggus It's all good

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    This guy is obsessed. Its one thing to be a fan and to look forward to seeing photos of a celeb. Its even innocuous, okay annoying to some but innocuous to the celeb to say that you hope she poses nude for a magazine. But this is something else entirely. This is the level of obsession that sometimes leads to criminal behavior. For the OP, I know that you won't but you really need to talk to a professional about your level of obsession with this woman. From what you have shared with us you have what seems to be becoming a dangerous level of fascination with this woman. And you have brought it here in the hopes that we will help you feed that fascination. I for one will not. This is no joke, you are in the early stages of becoming a stalker. You can turn it around now, but every additional step you take leads you down a path that does not end well. You will never meet her, you will never "have" her. Talk to someone, a counselor at your school, a mental health professional. You need help.
     
    terminusbiggus, Jul 23, 2014
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  3. Smoopy

    Smoopy Livin' the Dream! BANNED ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    'That's the weirdsiest thing in the world, that is'

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    Smoopy, Jul 23, 2014
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  4. YZEATER

    YZEATER Ten Years of Phun

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    there is none, and there won't ever be any, and he knows this, but he keeps looking. total stalker material.
     
    YZEATER, Jul 23, 2014
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  5. YZEATER

    YZEATER Ten Years of Phun

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    YZEATER, Jul 23, 2014
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  6. Perfect4ths

    Perfect4ths ...That's All She Wrote ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew Polls Champion 2023

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    This squishy I like..

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    This I do not...

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    and she looks like the later.
     
    Perfect4ths, Jul 23, 2014
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  7. Haswell

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    I have considered hiring a professional artist on a website called deviantart to draw/paint Heathyr fully nude.

    He specializes in nude paintings and has already drawn many different celebrities in their birthday suits.

    I believe he charges $100 per painting.
     
    Haswell, Jul 23, 2014
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  8. Smoopy

    Smoopy Livin' the Dream! BANNED ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    Now he is either playing with us fully, or has real mental issues...sorry if that is blunt
     
    Smoopy, Jul 23, 2014
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  9. sneaks87

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    No, he's definitely fucking with everyone. If not... um, it puts the lotion in the basket?
     
    sneaks87, Jul 23, 2014
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  10. Haswell

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    No, I'm not screwing around at all.

    He said he would draw anything I wanted him to if I paid him.

    His skills as an artist are quite impressive.
     
    Haswell, Jul 23, 2014
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  11. mmikehunt

    mmikehunt ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun Sarcastic Sumbitch

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    The best part is, she's not even that hot.....she's ok, but if say Jessica Alba was 100 on a scale of 100, this chick would be in the low 40`s.
     
    mmikehunt, Jul 24, 2014
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  12. Ramsfan

    Ramsfan Hurdy Gurdy Man ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    He could just start clicking "Thanks" and comment on pictures of models and other celebs he might find attractive. Kind of get away from you know who. :)
     
    Ramsfan, Jul 24, 2014
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    Haswell, Jul 24, 2014
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  14. MadamMeow

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    I liked her til that last sentence. She's a feminist, but had to take the "her" out of her name? Wouldn't it make more sense for her to change her name to Heather Hoffher? Heather Hoffwoman? :lol:
     
    MadamMeow, Jul 24, 2014
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  15. Haswell

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    Most feminists spell the word "woman" and "womyn".
     
    Haswell, Jul 24, 2014
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    Exactly, she should be Hoffmyn then! :lol:
     
    MadamMeow, Jul 24, 2014
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  17. Perfect4ths

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    That might be the dumbest, most idiotic thing I've every read. Only butch dike "women" wanting a cock of their own would spell it that way.
     
    Perfect4ths, Jul 24, 2014
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  18. Haswell

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    Yeah, but obviously Heathyr isn't a butchy dike. She is very feminine, very sleek, and very beautiful.

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    Haswell, Jul 24, 2014
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    lipstick lesbians can be very feminine, very sleek, and very beautiful

    so?
     
    Lirva_Engival, Jul 24, 2014
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  20. Goatmaster6

    Goatmaster6 15 Year Member

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    What? How do threads like this get to 3 pages?
     
    Goatmaster6, Jul 25, 2014
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