The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Not a bad idea. What I need first is a good turntable. Or a cassette deck. Find some well preserved cassettes and you're in business too. Nothing beats analog sound.

 

That's a great pic for your sig. :fing02:

 

I would listen to them more if I had a decent turntable also, that's a lot of money to shell out though for something I still wouldn't use very often, digital is just so damn convenient.

Well the glass is empty so its time for bed, Ill talk to you alter scribe. Don't let the lounge die overnight

 

Yes, yup and damn straight.

Happy trails my friend. I'll do my best.

 

Where's that skinny little third world toff I wonder? :33:

 

[video=youtube;xvZeYDBY4fw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZeYDBY4fw[/video]

 

TO did a great job, so did a few others, I really should alternate them.

 

Good country music.

 

[video=youtube;d4WlqxPzQ28]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4WlqxPzQ28[/video]

 

I always did like that Jennings song. thanks

 

http://www.coppermoonshinestills.com/id56.html

 

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

 

i was wiring up some outlets and lights
it was getting dark, so i had my son chris hold the flash light
he asked why i was doing something or another
i explained, i dont know, ive no idea what the hell i was doing, i was just doing it like the other one over there
he seemed to not appreciate my honesty

i do all kinds of stuff that i really dont have any idea what im doing
is that bad?

 

Of course not, you're just supposed to act like you know what you're doing, and when something goes wrong just blame the tools.

 

Those good old boys know how to do it right.

 

Not unless it kills you.

 

oink oink

 

Been lounging in my pajamas all day.

 

:33: Hmmm....I don't own pajamas....