The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

What? :33:

It's all good.

Were you kind?

 

one of the default user titles is something about bukkake, and a member complained a while back about it. talking about user titles made me remember it.

so how is everyone today?

 

Scribe is capable of carrying on seventeen conversations with fourteen different people at once. My ADD ass can barely remember to take the bins out on Thursday.

 

Okay, yeah, that. I'm not sure if that shows up anymore. It might for 500 posts or something like that.

Just ate a tuna melt. Life is good. You?

One day you shall too, padawan.

 

You have over 20 today alone. You've been busy!

 

Nope, 500 is Post Pimp.

 

I think I remember seeing the bukkake one on the first day I was a member, actually...but I don't remember the post count or anything.

 

Well, that's because today I actually had a day off!

 

Might be 1K. The last default user title is 10 Inch, which is for 1500.

 

If you're on facebook, something worthy to share...

 

And nothing of value was accomplished this day Well, other than some writing.

 

What are you writing?

What do you do for a living?

Where's my waitress?

 

Didnt realize you 2 are on a date. Ill just back out of here. Dont mind me.

 

I'm working on a fantasy novel, as silly as it may sound I'd like to think I'm writing an 'epic,' but let's be honest, that word gets thrown around way too often nowadays, usually when it's undeserved >_>

I work at a crappy fast food place It's very rewarding. No, really. I'm serious. It's the tits. (It isn't the tits).

Your waitress is next to me, actually. You don't want to know what she's doing if you're planning on having her serve you food later >_>

Hey, I'm always down maximize my date night

 

I saw someone a bit ago with 'bukkake, please' at 19.

 

Doing good, in the process of cooking a burger myself.

 

Makes sense that it would be at a low post count

 

0 - 4 posts is Am i allowed to speak?
5 - 14 posts is I'm probably spamming
15 - 24 posts Bukkake, please?
25 - 49 posts Getting started
50 - 74 posts Beginner
75 - 99 posts is cayne's slave
100 - 149 posts is Look at me I got 100+ posts
150 - 199 posts is I like to party
200 - 299 posts is Attention Whore
300 - 449 posts is I like this place
450 - 599 posts is Post Pimp
600 - 799 posts is Job? What job?
800 - 999 posts I haven't left the house all week
1000 - 1500 posts is Addicted

After 1500 member can change title

Not 100% sure about numbers in red

 

Good old Coldylocks

 

Jealous?

I've completed two novels in the action genre (hence the name J3scribe), both of which need more editing before I try to submit for publishing.

I appreciate fast food service workers. 90% of the restaurant food I've ever eaten is fast food.

So noted. I'll just step up to the bar.

Good to hear.