The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I'm at my local cafe, just chilling before I head out to a low-key New Year's Eve get-together. Here about an hour now, here are the most interesting people that have come in:

- old coot, dressed in pajama pants (Sesame Street themed, I think) wearing a military-issue flak vest and birkenstocks. He ordered a double cappuccino.
- 4 fashionable dressed Asian MILFs that could not speak a lick of English, trying to order coffee beans. Took them about 20 minutes before the poor cafe manager had to point to which beans they were looking for.
- A very attractive African girl (I think Ethiopian), fully decked out in snowboard gear. We had a nice 5 minute chat that ended up with me being shot down when numbers were prompted.
- A flock of college kids, dressed in 2013 finery (completely with novelty 2013 glasses) that were so loud and enthusiastic enough to judge that this was their first time going out for New Year's with fake IDs.
- An adorable English nana escorted by 5 of her grandchildren, ordering hot cocoa for them all, whilst seated in her blinged-out mobility scooter (bejeweled with stickers).

And me, the usual riff-raff.

Anyhow, wishing you all a safe New Year's Eve and a bountiful New Year for 2013. :thumbs:

 

Happy New Years everyone! Here's to a wonderful 2013

 

OooooOOOooooohh I'm still sick. :sick:

 

You were sick?

 

There should be a :sick: smiley. :grumpy:

 

I was. I almost died.

 

You poor darling.

 

You're mine, bitch.

 

No... no sympathy... I must stay strong

 

It was fake anyway.

 

No.....you're mine!

 

You lost this battle long ago.

 

Buck up cowboy, at least there's a philly in your life willing to give you a trot about the paddock now and again without givin' you saddle sores in the bargain.

 

Jack got a pony?

 

As if.


All he he's got is Anja. And she rides him like a pony.

 

Btw Scribe, I think you need to requisition a rimshot smiley as part of Phun's selection of smileys.

 

:-|

 

I am not a pony.