The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Oh, and lots of rice.

 

You ate all that???


Some of it doesn't even sound Indian......they don't really cook with lamb here.

 

What kind of hockey?

 

The kind with sticks and a ball.

 

I tried a little bit of most of it.

 

Why.....why didn't you go to a normal restaurant?

 

Because we like the exotic stuff here. Also, it had a nice patio with outside tables and we wanted to sit in the sun. And the waiter was cute.

 

I don't like that.

 

Why not? You have your Australian hussy. :28:

 

You have to stay at home and look after the cats........that's the way it is.

 

I poop on that.

 

Don't make me take off my belt.

 

THANK YOU
that is really cool it reads like it should, not all jumbled and jarred up
im trying to learn how to structure sentences so that i can relay my thoughts and still keep the tone i want but also make it somewhat legible
im not very legible you know

 

"no" he cursed in disbelief she would even ask
"why not?" she begged, "i need you to do this for me!" she pleaded
he stood there, anger pulsing through his body.. his arms hanging down to clinched fists, the rage was getting to him, why did she do this, why did she always have to end up here "no Jill im not doing it, the last time was the last, there wont be another, stop asking!" she dropped her head in shame, she knew the last time was bad, she knew she promised when she held his wounded body that she would never ask him again. She remembers the tears then, and felt the tears now, "I know i promised, i know I said I would never ask again, but i need it Jack, and if you love me, you will go." she said almost in a whisper, but he heard what she said as clearly as if she had yelled it, and that was just a bit more than he could stand. He picked up his pal and started to home, she had used the "if you love me" plea one to many times and this time it broke what was left of his wounded heart. "Jack no..." she yelled, "Jack...." she pleaded again, but it was no use, he walked away and never looked back.

Later that night she came through the door, meek and quite as she sat on the sofa next to him. "im sorry jack" she cooed through gentle tears, "Im sorry i asked you, i promise i wont again." Jack stood and spun around, "Bullshit!" he spouted, "Thats such bullshit," he said again, his frustration brimming as he turned away from her, He turned back around and with stern and angry eyes he shouted a booming tone "The next time you need another fucking pale of water, your going to ask," frustration causing his voice to tremble "and next time i may not have the resolve to say no, exactly how many times do you expect me to tumble down that fucking hill for you Jill?" his arm outstretched and pointed to the hill "Tell me women, cause i gotta let you know," his tone changing to a very determined preach "my days of hill tumbling ended the last time i came ass over apple cart down that thing and i don't ever intend to climb up it again, water or no water." He sat in the uncomfortable chair left for visitors like big bad wolves and the like, "If that means i loose you," he said quietly "then let that be, but im not tumbling down that hill again, not for you, not for anyone."

Jill sobbed, she knew she would ask again, she knew she would beg again, its what she did, how many men would she drive away with her want for water from the top of that hill.

 

I thoroughly enjoyed that bg. Great work man!

 

I was not expecting that ending after reading the first paragraph at all (I assume thats what you were going for) Very, very cool story.

 

One of the best quotes ever

[video=youtube;H6DbQx4iDa0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6DbQx4iDa0[/video]

 

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