The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Me : You should do it.....it supports women's right.

Friend : I'm not a women.

Me : You don't need to be a woman to support women's right.

Friend : Seriously?

Me : Yes.

 

What was it that he should do?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Chaddi_Campaign

 

So... you want him to wear pink underwear?

 

I just said it as a joke.

 

So women's rights is a joke to you?

 

Actually what happened was we were talking about underwear....and I thought I'd Google the Indian word for it....and that came up....and I was like you should wear pink chaddiis.....and then that conversation took place.

 

Why do you not know the Indian word for underwear??

 

I do....it's such a funny word.

 

But you said you had to Google it.

 

I Googled it to see what came up.

 

Friend : They banned stopped in some prisons.

Me : Why?

Friend : They were becoming more muscular than the cops.

 

Friend : I want it to rain....really heavy rain you know....then I want to go to the beach and drink Mountain Dew.

Me : Why?

Friend : It looks cool.....people will think I'm a frustrated young man.

 

I just bought new headphones and couldn't decide between silver and aquamarine colored.

First World problem.

 

They banned what?

 

Friend (he lives close to an Indian restaurant) :They sent a special "Party Menu"......it's stupid....Pasta section......Regular Pasta..... Washington Pasta.....what the fuck is Washington Pasta?

Me : It's from Washington.

Friend : I bet these morons won't even know where that is.....what else now.....here. rules ....listen to this..."All children must behave"......then pies....American Pie....Washington Pie.....they are obsessed with Washington...and Indian pie....they don't even have pies in India....God knows what shit they put in it......then desserts......"Chocolate Mouse".

Me :

Friends : Idiots.

 

Exercising.

 

:roll:

 

I bought the silver ones.

 

I want to try Washington pie.