Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

The Cat's Diary :

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities.

However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Jerks ! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.

 

I thought you did some phunning ....

... i`m too old for "multitasking"

 

I always have a movie or tv on the background...i cant stand silence when im on the pc...

 

Its a habit....i had a tv card from day one on my pc...so i was always watching something when i had it on!

 

Good !
Your still awake !

Do i need to read all that ?
What`s your point ?

 

The Rise of the Silver Surfer is here on tv

 

Put some music on !

 

That cat diary is great stuff. Any more?

 

You're watching it after all?

:roll: just a funny post...

 

Im not into music...i only listen in the car...

 

I think the old mans getting cranky

 

http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/humor/otherhumor/dog_cat_diary.htm

 

You too watching stuff while phunning ?

 

He has his reasons....

 

Lol the dog one is funny too. Wish there were more entries in the cat diary

 

Ice cream...brb...

 

Im half watching kung fu panda the series

 

Hm, i know, but was too much strange text when having a few beers !

 

Just watching bits and pieces

 

Probably !

Nag, nag ....

Phun seems not to be enough anymore !