Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Well gna go finish getting rdy. Have a good one esse!

 

hehe yea it's a trick my grandpa told me for fishing, my grandma's are still alive luckily, tho i don't have a grandpa anymore

 

time to go for me mate, i'll catch you tomorrow probably if not next time
cya mate

 

:hi: all

 

No one around?

 

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is different hell for each country and decides he’ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to American hell and asks, “What do they do here?”

He is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the American devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the Australian hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the American hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?”

He is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?” asked the man.

“Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Indian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business.”

 

:hi: Vixen :spank:/

 

I can't find the jokes thread lol

 

Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A.

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland , Canada , eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !
How big is your army ?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have ta call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners.."

CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

 

Members vs Mods is gone as well

 

Cross your fingers for me - I have a Phone Interview with Break Media at 10 AM....



Pray....tooo

xoxo

 

Where did it go?

 

I guess a mod deleted it

 

huh. I wonder why

Am kinda excited about the call.
Lil nervous.... *breathe*

 

Howdy, I did manage to put the thing I was mending back together, all the blonds were gone, but I found them on the way back. they were fine as it seems. now I'm home and there are no blondes in here.



Good luck on the interview Vixy.

 

what time is it now Vixy?

 

Hej TO

 

Guess he wanted it gone

 

:hi: stinky hc