The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

But not the gay tea.

 

It's not gay.......picture yourself in an English meadow in the mid-afternoon.....a gentle wind is blowing making the flowers all nod their pretty heads.....from the branches come the sweet songs of wood-land birds....what would exemplify this most halcyon of moments but a wonderful cup of honeybush tea with a tang of lemon in it.....as golden as the glorious rays of the sun.

 

Gay.

 

IT'S NOT GAY!!!

 

By the way the Facebook thing really made me laugh....it's so like the angry wife who just one day snaps and lets it all out.

 

What Facebook thing?

 

Ooooohhhh let's drink some HONEYBUSH tea!!

Would you like some milk in your HONEYBUSH tea, daahling?

Ohh yes please, that would be SO kind! Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Be careful, don't burn your adorable fingers!! You don't want to get another manicure.

Yes! Did you see this FABOLOUS nail polish??

Pale pink is SO your color, dahling!!

 

I'm laughing over the images.

 

You're a big bad monster.

 

I can't believe one of your friends actually dares to enter one of our crazy conversations.

 

He only came because I mentioned tea.

 

Oh. I thought he came because of me. :sad2:

 

No.

 

Well, I don't like him anymore.

 

Good.....just to spite him send me more tea.

 

Please, make all these old ladies go away.

 

What old ladies?

 

The ones that come into our shop and start talking to me about the weather, their doctor's appointments, their grandchildren, the prices at the supermarket.... but first they tell me how disappointed they are that I'm not my co-worker. (She is on vacation this week and I have to take over the shop. Looks like she has a whole fan club of old ladies who come by every afternoon for a chat.)

 

I would love a video of that.

 

And they buy not a single thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!