The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

well thank you jack.
so im kinda not loving the portage wisconson area. the accent is driving me nuts as hell its like the accent from the movie fargo.
and im on a really old lap top, the keys dont always work, thats not helping me spell correctly

 

did you all know you can type messages to the live jasman chicks in the ads. you message will appear as guest. i wanted to see if it worked, so i typed a statement, told her she was rocket hot, she was too. then i proceed to tell her she looked just like my sister.

 

I don't think those actually go through....they just appear in the chat box to make the potential consumer lightly satisfied.

 

hmm well i wonder,
next time ill keep commenting until i get a response or get bored
one or the other
please try and do the same please

 

oh and could you tell yay i said hello the next time you chat with her
that would be very epic if you would

 

I will.

 

What if she starts to talk to me.....you know I'm not very social.

 

well fake it, i mean your just guest86547 so its not like she will know who you are, start off with this sentence.

"do you use scented lubes when you get anal, you know to help keep the poop smell down?"

see if that will work.

 

Not saying that. :no:

 

ok how about

"gee you look kinda cute, and im kinda shy, can i see your tuna melt sandwich?"

 

im off.

ta.

 

Good night Grims.

 

I don't know what that means. :-|

 

The fuck you doin' in Wisconsin? :33:


And why did you wait until I left for supper to show up and chat?!

 

It's just gibberish Jack.


By coincidence I had a tuna melt sandwich for supper. And for dessert I ate another of the chocolate bars yay sent me.

 

She still hasn't sent me any chocolates.

 

That sucks. Did you ask nicely?

 

Have you tried the chili chocolate yet?

 

That one's next. Ate the caramel tonight. Was delightful.

 

If it was me, it would have been looooong gone by now.