The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Because I felt like it. How's that for random?

Should I unlock it?

 

Yes.

 

Say please.

 

you know what
today has been a great day, ive laughed out loud at some stuff

but this... and ive no idea why
this made me laugh to cry

jack i love you, i know we all tease and such, and this had to piss you off a bit.
but you have to admit, that was clever. "hows that for random"
LOL sorry..

 

there i stood just feet from my car, and there he stood, his friend next to him, he decided to pull a gun, he also decided to point it at me
this was a very uncontrolled situation, something i did not like,, did not like at all
wait.. i said. hang on there,..im no threat to you, there isnt anything going on here important enough to change each others lives for ever..
just go on your way and ill go on mine. ... the nervousness was apparent in my voice, i did not like this one bit
you never know how an armature was going to react, he hand shook ever so slightly, his eyes shot about left and right
his friend touched his arm, i winced as he jerked, "what" he yelled
"there is nothing here man, lets just get on man we got business" his friend said and started to move down the sidewalk
he pulled his gun and pointed it up in the air, signifying and clearly noting my lucky day had just arrived
then he turned and started to walk away, he hand down to his side, walking with that, "yea im the shit, he knows it too" attitude of someone how doesn't really understand the situation
hey i called, they both turned back around, and there i stood, and there he stood
my gun leveled at his chest, my hand not shaking at all, my eyes staring strait at him
becouse im not an armature, i am a professional, and i dont like guns being pointed at me
"i changed my mind " and gently pulled the trigger twice for him and waited to see what his friend decided
his friend as it turns out could run very very fast, wich helped him live because i was not much in the mood to chase anybody and
well
i had business.

 

i wish i could type without all the typos,
it would make writing stuff so much more fun.

 

You need an editor, I need regular work. For the right price I think we can have a happy business partnership.

 

I was trying to let you win.

 

Did I really win or was that another temporary random locking?

 

Yes.


Somewhere it must be written that the mods are to do the bidding of the Last Word game OP. I'm not aware of the rule so the next time I close it you can count on the fact that it will stay closed.

 

It's still locked though!

 

oops.

Carry on.


I have to go save a damsel in distress. Lucky for her I need to go get more beer otherwise she'd be shit outta luck.

Back in a half hour or so.

 

Does flirty girl need a goon again?

 

We'll see.

 

Yay, know the movie in the guessing game?

 

She seems to have vanished. Or gone back to bed.

 

I bet she's eating a bowl of Raisin Bran

 

It's not Zach and Miri, is it?

 

no but that is the same beautiful woman

 

YOu're still here??? I want to draw with you!!