The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Oh that one was not stupid.

 

Do you know which one he means?


If so send it to me.

 

yes they do.

great. so when i was a wee tot, not much more than 10 or so, i was banging this slut named rita or anna or hell i never did get her name, anyway, i was doing her pretty damn hard in the tractor tire on the playground, you know one were they bury it half under ground and you can climb on it, well anyway her face is mashed in the sand and im half burried in her when this middle school chick comes up.. seems she wants some action too. ....... and then i turned 43 and decided wieners wernt scary at all.. hell i eve like the taste..... so then saturday night she says. "baby look who i brought home for you to eat" and i just sat there, looking at the most elegant stripper i had ever seen.. ... and so thats the issue, i really think it just needs new spark plugs. what do you think?

 

I think I know, but he wasn't serious.

 

I liked the beginning... then it got a little confusing in the middle and the ending just doesn't compute.

 

ive never masturbated to yay
i never even looked at her pics. she is to pure for me to do such a thing
i could never masturbate to anybody in a nit cap
it would make my crank itch to much
and no, i would not tell you if i did, but i would tell her.
and im telling you all, i dont wank to pictures
ever.
but thank you for your attention
could we move on to something less awkward, like possibly someone has a hemorrhoid they would like to share thoughts about.
to me.

 

New spark plugs for sure and I would maybe clean the dip stick off you do not want to put other peoples sand in others engines

 

I'm menstruating.

 

oddly it all flows pretty realistically in my head
most of each is true ish.

 

I have wanked off to pictures. I have one stipulation though it has to be of women. I know I am a buzz kill. You would definitely not be able to wank off to my pics

 

I've never masturbated to her either.....barely just glanced at her pictures......and I was making it awkward on purpose....to creep her out.

 

Me too. No wait it is a hemorrhoid

 

thank you, advise will be taken verbatim.

i know someone who isnt getting her pussy licked tonight

 

I know someone who isn't getting her pussy licked every night.

 

Pfffffttt.

 

you must be talking about my ex. No one will touch those beef curtains

 

I have masturbated to penis pics.

 

no buzz kill. its called mountain topping, you take a pic, even of a dood and see if you can finish, i once mountian topped to a movie about a paraplegic that lost his girlfriend. i consider that my greatest achievement.

jack.. i know what you were doing. i understand, feel no worry, just know that if i win the lotto, im going to show up at your house with a cute German girl under my arm and i am going to wank like hell to her raping you 6 different ways and making you enjoy things you never even knew existed.

sorry but that was just too much fun to write to delete


anyway
i know .. i know.

 

:shock:

 

nice.

thats the exact sound i make when i realize i just started licking a menstruating vagina

mountain top...
twice! thank you