The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Yes, let's see how far he goes.

 

i will go as far as i can until one of two things happens
my wife stops me, which should be coming any day now
or i start my own micro distillory and start making my whiskey
its really not hard to make whiskey, but it is hard to make good whiskey
what i dont get is how is one to practice an art when the goverment says you cant own the equipment

but we shall see, i read up on what is required here in Ohio
its about 2000 bucks in fees, a mountain of paper work, a building separate from a dwelling in a commercial setting, all the equipment must be registered and inspected and taxes paid out the butt.. so.. pretty much just what i expected. i think it would be easier to go to the moon. its easy if you have a beer distillery and you want to use it to make whiskey as well, thats just a step forward, so i may try and find a micro brew restaurant that wants to help me. sort of run my stuff on an off day type thing.

 

I'd like to think that too......but I think he'll just end up with something that looks like piss......then he'll stare at it debating whether to drink it or not......he'll call his wife and ask her what she thinks......she will say "stop messing around with that shit and come home"........but he wants to try some......he'll take a sip.....it will taste like rotten apple cider........he'll wonder if that is what it is supposed to taste like......he'll take another sip......and make himself like it.....and wait for the buzz to come on......the buzz will eventually come......but it won't be a normal alcohol buzz.....it'll be more like a.....I licked an LCD cube sort of buzz........then he'll sit there and talk to the 500 imaginary things that are floating about.

 

by the way, thats a really neat song it reminds me of this song a lot

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I can picture you brewing in jean-overalls to that.

 

yes just like that,
but it will be the small leprechaun that will explain that i really shouldn't try this again.
and at that moment i will be done
as soon as this strange ass buzz tappers off.

were is my gun anyway, i feel like shooting

 

You have a gun?

 

i think i would choose somethign a bit more peckish

this is Lester and Earl, Merl Tellis talking and they are at Vanderbilt University.
[video=youtube;khFkNsBbmAQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khFkNsBbmAQ[/video]

 

yes
9mm, a russian rifle from world war 2 and an air rifle i shoot stuff in the woods with.
for fun of course.
and an old hunting dawg.


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some of mans greatest video clips have been preceded with those words.

 

You really have a gun?

 

Afternoon folks. :hi: Happy pre-Friday.

I would gather close to 50% of Americans have some type of firearm. I have two, myself.

 

why do you find that so surprising. ive shot guns most all my life.
im not to awful at it either, i can hit a 150MM target from 150 yards (140ish meters) pretty much every time without a scope thank you

with a hand gun im shit, couldnt hit the ground.
have you ever been shooting?

howdy mok, tell him will ya
its damn fun to go out and run a hundred or so rounds down the gut of a well sorted weapon
makes a man feel like he can change stuff.

 

Well I wanted to say that.......but I thought somebody would get at me for stereotyping.

 

I've shot a gun....it was amusing.....but not enough to make me want to have one....or condone regular citizens owning them.

 

no its not a stereotype, we are a very heavily armed people. thats why i dont understand why anybody in the world would try and bait us into a fight
its pretty much what we do best. not to say thats all we do, but when we do, we do really really good.

 

I would answer.....but it would sound offensive.