The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

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Happy Friday all.

 

Was talking to a guy in the neighborhood earlier who was sporting a shiner on his left eye...

Me: So, how'd ya get the black eye? You get in a fight?

Him: Nah. Got sucker punched by some bitch at the bar the other night.

Me: Yeah? How'd that come about?

Him: Dude, you should've seen this bitch. She's wearing a tank top, no bra. Titties practically falling out when she leans over to make a shot on the pool table. So I thought I'd pay her a compliment. I says, Hey babe, nice rack. Are they real?

Me:

Him: What's so funny?

Me: Nice pun.

Him: Yeah, I thought so too.

Me: But you should never qualify a compliment with what might be considered an insult. Just common sense, you know?

Him: Now you tell me. Thanks for the advice Einstein....

 

Was talking to a guy in the neighborhood earlier who was sporting a shiner on his left eye...

Me: So, how'd ya get the black eye? You get in a fight?

Him: Nah. Got sucker punched by some bitch at the bar the other night.

Me: Yeah? How'd that come about?

Him: Dude, you should've seen this bitch. She's wearing a tank top, no bra. Titties practically falling out when she leans over to make a shot on the pool table. So I thought I'd pay her a compliment. I says, Hey babe, nice rack. Are they real?

Me:

Him: What's so funny?

Me: Nice pun.

Him: Yeah, I thought so too.

Me: But you should never qualify a compliment with what might be considered an insult. Just common sense, you know?

Him: Now you tell me. Thanks for the advice Einstein....

 

I liked it better the first time

 

I don't know why but my first post after logging in is always a double. Odd. :33:

 

Complaint : Yay's avatar is too big.

 

Friend : I was watching one of those TV police reenactments.....and I thought it was very at....I just saw it and thought yeah this is why it's so fucked up here......anyway the case was about this serial raper....and his last name was Reddy.....so the media used to call him the Ready Rapist.....it's so stupid I know....but that's what these fuckers like....anyway.....it starts off that a young girl gets rapped in Mumbai.....she's living with her dad and studying day and night while her dad works....and one day when the dad comes home she's dead.....they call the cops......2 cops show up later they stand around and scratch their ass saying things like "Hmm this could be difficult"....I'm betting you they say this on every case....that's just to let the people know not to expect much from them....they might as well say "we are useless..... you called us so we made a showing here.....not much else we can do".......so just by luck one of the cop guys manages to look out of he window and see a construction site and he decides he'll go ask them if they've seen anything......so they go there and talk to the manager.....the manager says I hire people from different places, I don't know who they are or anything......but one of the workers there overhears the conversation and says oh yeah, we are all from this village in UP (Indian state).......then the cops ask about the girl so they guy says yeah Reddy was very interested in the girl...and he always used to grab girls etc. even when he was a young boy.......so the cops go back to the station....look up Reddy and find out he's the Ready Rapist........they call UP police and ask if they can come there and work the case....they call in the afternoon and this is what the guy there says in a sleepy voice "No....we are very busy with cases now.....we cannot do that.....bye...good night"

 

That's not the end of it.......I'm just too lazy to type out the rest.

 

The phunmodels got an upgrade. Take it up with River.

 

The phunmodels got an upgrade. Take it up with River.

 

It's mostly so they can have gif avas.

 

Why do they need .gif avatars. :28:

 

They don't need them. Now they have the option.


It's taking forever to post, plus I have to be up earlier than usual in the morning. I'll see you later Jack. Take care.

 

They don't need them. Now they have the option.


It's taking forever to post, plus I have to be up earlier than usual in the morning. I'll see you later Jack. Take care.

 

Later Scribe.

 

It is quite big, isn't it?

 

They reenacted it like that on TV? With the sleepy voice saying they are too busy?

 

I added bits in.