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The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by J3scribe, Apr 25, 2008.

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  1. yayboobies

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    So I was just in a meeting with one of my clients and her care/support giver (the person who works closest with her in her assisted living surroundings) and all the time I kept looking at him, thinking I know him from somewhere. Then suddenly it hit me: about 15 years ago my then best friend used to have furious sex with that guy. :lol:
     
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    Jack Tripper I don't know. ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Isn't that nice. :-|
     
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    Do you think I can post in the weapons thread about my water guns? I use them to shoot my cats with water when they do something they're not supposed to do. Like scratching my armchair/curtains/rugs to shreds. Not that it worked, I have long since given up on that.
     
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    Jack Tripper I don't know. ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Fried chicken......in a salad.........yuck.


    Home made garlic dressing or bottled?
     
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    Jack Tripper I don't know. ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Why would you want to?
     
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    It's not what you want to have going through your head when you have a discussion about what would be the best way to deal with hearing voices.
     
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    Nah, I can tell your conversational skills are still somewhat lacking.
     
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    Guy : So...she's been hearing voices again...I fear it's getting worse.

    Anja : What kind of voices are they?

    Voice in Anja's head : MY FRIEND HAD SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Guy : Nobody specific, mostly just random voices and projections......she mutters to them a lot...is that normal?

    Anja : How aware is she during all this?

    Voice in Anja's head : I WONDER HOW HE LIKES IT......I BET HE POUNDED HER.....HE SEEMS LIKE A POUNDER.

    Guy : _____________________________________________________

    Anja : Huh?

    Guy : Are you listening to me?

    Voice in Anja's head : OMG.....HE'S THE ONE WITH THE BIG PENIS THEN!!!!

    Anja : Yeah, of course...go on.

    Guy : She has these fits where she jerks her hands about, usually around _______________________

    Anja : huh?

    Guy : What?

    Anja : Penis.
     
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    What are you talking about?
     
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    :hi:
     
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    The funny thing is, I just learned that he actually has a tiny penis. :lol:
     
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    Hi there Larsie! :)
     
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    It's nice. Either little pieces of chicken breast, fried in olive oil, or scampi. I bought bottled garlic dressing, I'm not good at making them.
     
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    Like just now?

    And how tiny?
     
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    I messaged my friend and she told me. She said he was "magnifying glass league".
     
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    Okay.....


    This is "fried chicken" :

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    This is sauteed or grilled chicken :

    [​IMG]


    Now think carefully......and tell me which is the one you were having.
     
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    How was the earlier mentioned "furious sex" possible then?
     
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    I don't know. She had quite a huge crush on him though.
     
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  19. Jack Tripper

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    Is it in?


    Yeah.

    Um....can you push it in more....

    I'll try......there.

    Try more.

    Okay.

    More.

    I'm trying furiously!!
     
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    Funny....
     
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