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Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Inuk, Jan 24, 2010.

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  1. Classyvixenart

    Classyvixenart Punkdubious

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    A young boy of about fourteen and his father are avid woodsmen. One day, on a trip to the country, dusk catches them in the woods. They set up their tent and, after dinner, they go to sleep. The man wakes up in the middle of the night and says to his son, "What are you doing, son?"
    After a short silence he answers, "I'm wanking, father."
    "Oh. And how is it going?" he asks.
    Another minute of awkward silence passes.
    "It is hard, but I can't really feel anything," says the boy.
    To which his father replies, "You should maybe try it with your own cock, then."
     
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  2. Gentleman Ghost

    Gentleman Ghost Formerly Secret Squirrel!

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    Well, I am getting a lot of 502's so I will head out for a bit. See you all later. :bye:
     
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  3. Classyvixenart

    Classyvixenart Punkdubious

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    A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.

    She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who can tell me what this is?"

    A little girl raised her hand.

    "Yes, Janie, what do you think it is?"

    "It's a cow, teacher."

    "Very good, Janie," said the teacher.

    Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was unable to stump the class. Finally, she decided to try something a little more difficult. She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just stared, but nobody offered an answer.

    "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "What does your mommy call your daddy when she's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?"

    Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said, "I know, Teacher. It's a big horny bastard!"
     
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  4. Gentleman Ghost

    Gentleman Ghost Formerly Secret Squirrel!

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    Bad Classy. :lol:
     
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  5. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    Laters GG
     
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  6. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    Well i'm off to bed :wavey:
     
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  7. J3scribe

    J3scribe we are devo BANNED ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun

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    Site seems to be functioning within normal parameters at the moment.
     
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  8. J3scribe

    J3scribe we are devo BANNED ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun

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    And wouldn't you know it? No one's around. :?
     
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  9. IronSlash

    IronSlash Still alive...

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    Anyone?
     
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  10. IronSlash

    IronSlash Still alive...

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    Indeed, there's nobody.. LOL!
     
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  11. A.tab

    A.tab It was the best of times, ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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  12. A.tab

    A.tab It was the best of times, ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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    BTW Phun again having 502 Gateway issues and very very lazy..
     
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  13. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    :hi: all
     
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  14. A.tab

    A.tab It was the best of times, ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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    Well I thought I would be spending the day alone here, which i actually did as it is almost 6pm..

    Hello CAI, how go the holidays?
    Btw we are working...
     
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  15. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    Holidays are good
     
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  16. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    How are you Spammer of 2011?
     
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  17. linusnc

    linusnc Short Pants White Boy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member

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    What is up everyone. I know I know here he is the guy that just pops in then leaves :)
     
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  18. Thore

    Thore Thunder Dude ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Phun's Chester Cheetah

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    Nice surprise.....no 502 errors this morning! :dance:

    Anybody in the Igloo at present? :?
     
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    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    :hi: all
     
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    linusnc Short Pants White Boy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member

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    Present and accounted for Sir
     
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