The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Oh, sorry. I meant Amstel Light. :mrgreen:

You know, Lou Holtz is still a pretty sharp dude - even though it's really hard to understand him when he gets excited:

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I have to reorganize all my parents bill paying practices. Can't find the fuckin power bill. :?

 

Sideline reporters are asinine. :roll:

Pitt vs Connecticut, Pitt's star running back goes down with a knee injury early in the 1st quarter. Halftime comes up, sideline reporter goes to the Pitt head coach and his first question?

"How did it feel losing your star running back in the game?"

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Here comes old rosie she's looking mighty fine
Here comes hot nancy she's steppin' right on time
There go the street lights bringin on the night
Here come the men faces hidden from the light
All through the shadows they come and they go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below

thats awsome, and im guessin your still caring for your dad.
i thought of your desert when i was stuck below that furnace you know
i thought, damn this is just like phoenix.
i know your not there, its hotter in vagas most the time.

i couldnt understand half of what he said ten years ago.

 

check on line and see if you can just pay it that way.
i pay all my shit on line now

i like sidelines reporters. thats where OJ used to be

scuse me coach *stab stab stab stab*

 

No. It's always warmer in Phoenix. Further south, lower elevation. Different desert too.

 

ok here a song for all you folks
my offering for the day.
you may have heard it. you may not have
but what i would advise is you turn up your headset, speakers or whatever you have
sit back and try not to tap along.

this is bob taking his rythm and blues to the best pinical i think he ever managed
so enjoy

and jack if your reading this. this is not a song to read
although it reads quite well
its a song to listen to. its what the artist refers to as heavy music
its got a beat. a solid rytem and beat that makes you move
makes you want to sing along
and god forbid. dance.

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For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride. Pisa Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Shit!

 

its the desert. its fucking hot
no matter how you cut it. it comes up well done

 

you know... now that I look back on his Hertz ads:

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I'm actually scared for Arnold Palmer in this commercial.

 

True. The Sonora has crazier weather than the Mojave though. More rain. And mud storms. :shock:

 

:shock: they have names beyond HELL?

 

Hell is a many splendid place.

 

Scribe!!!

*dancing penis*

 

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Where's Jake?

 

Yayers.